I’m not going to lie to you, this is only movie related by the thinnest of rationales, and I’m adding almost zero value to a .gif someone else created. That said, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I let the Manti Te’o/Lennay Kekua Usual Suspects/Kaiser Soze gif slip by without bringing it to your attention. I place it below the fold because the file’s a little big and I don’t want to slow the main page to a crawl. In any case, here it is, the Mant Te’o Usual Suspects .gif:
Taiwan’s NME animation taking on the Kevin Clash/Elmo underage sex scandal was both welcome and inevitable. [via Clip Nation]
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I am openly and unconditionally in the tank for the insane videos produced by Taiwan’s NMA Studios, so when I saw that they put one together on the Disney-Lucasfilm merger I immediately cleared the next three minutes of my very busy schedule and clicked play. I was not disappointed. The video starts — STARTS — with a cigar-smoking Mickey Mouse handing a $4 billion check to George Lucas in a strip club and proceeding to walk out arm-in-arm with Princess Leia, and it somehow manages to get even better from there. I don’t want to spoil the whole thing for you more than I already have with the headline and banner image, but I will say that (a) The plot of this video is significantly more interesting than anything that happened in the three most recent Star Wars films, which is a statement I feel comfortable making even though I have not seen a single computer-generated second of any of them, and (b) I want the t-shirt at the 2:17 mark more than any of you can possibly imagine.
Never change, you weirdos. Do you hear me? NEVER.
As they have with virtually every celebrity scandal in recent memory, Taiwan’s NMA animation (I think the A already stands for “animation,” but you know what I mean) has created their own version of the events described in the recent sexual battery lawsuit filed by John Travolta’s alleged masseuse. You can watch the video below, but first, some things to look out for:
All in all, another fine effort.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver famously announced their impending divorce earlier this week, and already Taiwan’s Next Media Animation is ready with the dramatization (video after the jump). Maria and Arnold never explained the reasons for their divorce, and while I speculated that a dyed-in-the-wool mulatto ass lover like Arnold was only fooling himself thinking he could be with a thin, razor-boned white Kennedy like Maria, Taiwan’s animators seem to imply it the sticking point was more Arnold’s penchant for throwing house cats, and his love of bong-smoking whore orgies between bench-pressing sessions. I’d like to think we’re both right. Meanwhile, this is supposed to look like Arnold?
That is clearly David Arquette. Don’t even think about re-using this for the Arquette/Courteney Cox split re-enactment, you lazy godd*mned Chinamen. Round Eye no come here for swindle.
