Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody singer guy wore a Viking Helmet to court

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.28.12

Alberta’s Robert Wilkinson entered the FilmDrunk Drunk Hall of Fame earlier this year when, perhaps as an homage to Wayne’s World, he sang Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” in its entirety (including guitar and drum fills) from his seat in the back of a cop car after a DUI. He finished his tune with the improvised lyric change, “Nothing really matters, even the RCMP.” It was… beautiful. (*sniff*) Well, that guy, nay, hero, recently appeared in court, where he represented himself, and showed up wearing a Viking helmet and NASA t-shirt. (pictured, below). Sure, why not.

The Alberta man who became a YouTube sensation for enthusiastically belting out “Bohemian Rhapsody” from the back seat of an RCMP cruiser has been convicted of impaired driving and refusing a breathalyser test.
Robert Wilkinson will have to pay a $1,400 fine and will be prohibited from driving for one year.
He had been arrested while driving home from a bar in Edson, Alta.
Wilkinson earlier said in an interview that he didn’t want to send a bad message to young people about drinking and driving.
He wrote an apology to the band on his Facebook page, then posted an encore performance of “Handle With Care” by the Traveling Wilburys while wearing a T-shirt reading: “I don’t get drunk. I get awesome.”
Wilkinson said his brief bout with fame didn’t change his life much.
The unemployed karaoke singer said he received $1,000 from the American cable network TrueTV so it could air the video on its show World’s Dumbest Criminals.

Good thing they added “unemployed” there, I wouldn’t want to get him confused with an employed karaoke singer. Meanwhile, this YouTube video has more than eight million views, so I hope Bobby Dubz was smart enough post the video himself and collect the ad revenue. Ad revenue on an eight million-view YouTube video is nothing to sneeze at. $1,000, meanwhile… For comparison, I got paid more than three times that when they used my apartment in New York to shoot a TV show. My apartment wasn’t that special.

Wilkinson had no defence lawyer and represented himself at trial but failed to convince the court the arrest was a violation of his Charter rights.
He arrived at the court building wearing sunglasses, a Viking helmet complete with horns and a NASA T-shirt proclaiming: “I need my space.” [Macleans]

Well I see the problem here, he just chose the wrong defense. He should’ve said, “Your Honor, do you see my outfit? This is clearly Space Court’s jurisdiction, your Earth laws aren’t binding here.  We move that the case by transferred to the proper authority, so that it can be tried under the rules set forth by Kevin Spacey, President of Space. Now if it please the court, I’d like to close my argument with an acapella rendition of ‘Rocket Man.’”

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Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Another Excuse To Use That Gina Carano GIF

Written by Morton Salt / 05.01.12

It’s a pretty light week for new DVDs, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have things to discuss.  Besides Gina Carano, we’ve got two mainstream releases none of you will ever want to see, Sean Astin, Thor (presumably) not at a bus stop, the greatest generation, their good-for-nothing twink grandsons, Eric Roberts, and a bunch of pissed off animals.

The DVDs:
Haywire
New Year’s Eve
Joyful Noise
W./E.
And They’re Off…
Cirkus Columbia
Hell At My Heels
Thunderstorm: Return Of Thor
Surviving D-Day
1313: Bermuda Triangle
The Dead Want Women
Rise Of The Animals

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Epic Drunk Hall of Fame: Drunk Guy Sings All of Bohemian Rhapsody in Cop Car

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.29.12

When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name yesterday, I had no idea that we’d have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon. But this guy is a first-ballot entry for sure. I DEFY you to watch all of this and not sing along. This guy’s rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody craps all over Wayne’s World’s. Wayne and Garth only started singing along after the operatic buildup. This guy sings the entire song, start to finish, including the instrumental parts (sure, he gets a lyric wrong here and there, but I think he respected the spirit of the material). If Freddie Mercury was still alive, this would’ve cured his AIDs. It’s almost as good as when Burnsy and I duet on Nelson’s “I Can’t Live Without Your (Love and Affection)”, which is some true brohemian rhapsody.

I don’t know what the rules are like in Canada, but if you can earn royalties on police videos (and if the world was just you could) this guy’s going to double his yearly salary in a day.

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TRAILER FOR NEW LYNCH MOVIE

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.02.08

This is the trailer for Surveillance, directed by David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer. The last movie she directed was Boxing Helena, in 1993.  In case you were wondering, Helena wasn’t a boxer, she was just some chick whom a surgeon falls in love with and then amputates all her limbs and keeps her in a box in his living room.  So it’s actually about the process of "boxing" Helena, than a Helena who boxes.  Seriously.  This time:

An FBI agent tracks a serial killer with the help of three of his would-be victims – all of whom have wildly different stories to tell.

Starring Julia Ormond, Bill Pullman, and French Stewart.  I think the first one sounded more interesting.  But in either case I think she’s missing a golden opportunity to just follow David Lynch around the house and film him while you bring up stuff like Transformers and the Kids Choice Awards.  Here’s my pitch: David Lynch watches Knight Rider on a cell phone.

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