SUPERCUT: Sad Robert Deniro

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.24.13

Not every supercut has to be obscure and super specific – for instance, I’ve been trying to get someone to make a good-guy-closes-dead-person’s-eyes supercut for years. Sometimes it’s enough just to see how a particular actor does a particular thing, as is the case with NextMovie‘s new Sad Robert Deniro supercut. Unlike, say, the Julianne Moore crying supercut, Deniro isn’t especially known for crying a lot, so when he does, it’s like we’re seeing something special, like that Danzig picture where he’s carrying kitty litter. Deniro also has that quality that when he’s crying, he always looks like he’s about to break character, which somehow makes the crying more believable. Allison Williams on Girls is like that, where she always looks like she’s about to laugh, even when she’s pissed. Actors are like that in real life, by the way, tossed about the seas of their own irrational emotions, as unreliable as they are unemployable.

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Morning Links: Supercut Arnold is super cut!

Written by Zeke Greenwald / 04.24.13

Eclectic Method, Arnold BEAT! A song made entirely out of snippets of Arnold dialog |AV Club|

Morning Links
‘White Girl Wasted’ Bike Thief Wins The Internet With Best Apology Ever |UPROXX|

DIY Network Is Making A Show Called ‘Vanilla Ice Goes Amish’ |Warming Glow|

Correction: Michael Bay did not apologize for Armageddon, because Michael Bay does not apologize. |Film Drunk|

Kevin Durant Is Tired Of Being No. 2 On The New Cover Of Sports Illustrated |With Leather|

Why Remaking ‘The Crow’ Might Just Work |Gamma Squad|

5 Songs For A Spring Playlist |Smoking Section|

‘Game of Thrones’ Creator Is Not Pleased With The Darrelle Revis Trade |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Ten Years in the Digital Ether |Grantland|

Beyonce Only Wants You To See Beyonce Approved Beyonce Pictures |The Superficial|

6 Emotions Invented by the Internet |Cracked|

Third Grader’s Hilariously Honest Response To Earth Day |HuffPost Comedy|

8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows |College Humor|

Fall Out Boy guitarist Joe Trohman on why he hates “Mambo No. 5” |AV Club|

Take a tour on Pablo Escobar’s abandoned Safari Park |The Chive|

20 Facts You Might Not Know About Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous |Pajiba|

The Tallest Ridable Bicycle in the World |Clip Nation|

Cosplay of the Day: The Punisher Twins |Unreality|

Fox News Reporter Mike Tobin Stiff-Arms Two Girls Trying to Kiss Him Mid-Report |Brobible|

Disney Rotoscoping |High Definite|

Matthew McConaughey IS Mr. Cool Suit |Video Gum|

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SUPERCUT: ‘The Howling Fat Men of the Coen Brothers’

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.29.13

I’ve often said that the best supercuts are the most obscure and specific, and this one ranks right up there. Ian Larsen‘s “Oh Fat Men Where Art Howl: The Howling Fat Men of the Coen Brothers” shines a spotlight on perhaps the most overlooked part of the Coen Brothers’ award-winning canon: their penchant for filming fat men screaming. Amazingly, not all of those fat men are played by John Goodman. Nonetheless, I consider this still more evidence for my thesis: John Goodman Should Be In Everything.

This is magical:
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SUPERCUT: Every Woody Allen Stammer from Every Woody Allen Movie

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.26.13

With our Jewish friends currently celebrating Passover, the annual rite in which the blood of Christian babies is smeared above doorways to keep interest rates high, now seemed like the perfect time to commemorate the body of work of a Jewish icon, one Allan Stewart Konigsberg, aka Woody Allen. Our friend Oliver Noble, who previously brought us Every Bone Broken By Steven Seagal and Every Arnold Scream in Every Arnold Movie, spent his Passover Eve meticulously cobbling together every Woody Allen stammer from every Woody Allen movie. Now, two factors you should understand that may have affected this supercut.

1. Woody Allen stammers a lot.

2. Woody Allen has made a preposterous amount of movies.

Seriously, the last time Woody Allen went one full calendar year without at least writing one movie was 1976, between Love and Death and Annie Hall. And even in that year he still starred in The Front. I couldn’t maintain an output that prolific if I was filming dumps I just took (though don’t put it past James Franco to try). Woody Allen’s prolific output and consistent stammering have combined to create a supercut that’s 44 MINUTES LONG. And that’s without repeating a single stammer. Now, those 44 minutes, I don’t plan to watch all of them, but the fact that he made it? I respect that. Even if I don’t see it or plan to, it pleases me just to know it’s there, like museums.

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Supercut: Terrible Karate and Your Morning Links

Written by AMB / 03.11.13

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MORNING LINKS
Review: Oz The Great and Powerful |Film Drunk|

Huzzah! Bret returns. |Frotcast|

‘SNL’ Recap: Justin Timberlake (And Steve Martin, Jay-Z, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, More) |Warming Glow|

The Best Of The ‘Joseph Gordon-Levitt Working Out’ Photoshop Challenge |UPROXX|

Mul-ti-pass [via Fck Yeah Dementia]

Forget Dennis Rodman, Ric Flair Was The Original North Korean Diplomat |With Leather|

5 Ways The Launches Of The Next Playstation And Xbox Will Follow In The Wii U’s Footsteps
|Gamma Squad|

Movie Studios See Revenues Increase Since Megaupload Closing, And Other Kim Dotcom News |Smoking Section|

Terrible Towels Have Nipples, According To Steelers Fan Tattoo |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Bad girls bend at the waist |theChive|

5 Tech-Savvy Tricks to Help You Get a Good Night’s Sleep |Mental Floss|

Justin Bieber Threatens To ‘Beat The F*ck’ Out Of Photographer, Hilariously Thinks That’s Possible |The Superficial|

The Worst Contracts In The NBA |Grantland|

Ocean Public Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly RIGHT! |Videogum|

What If He Hadn’t Joined Monty Python? |HuffPost Comedy|

8 Nuclear Movies That Won’t Give You Radiation Poisoning |Screen Junkies|

Every Infomercial Ever Summed Up In 11 GIFS |College Humor|

We Have Selena Gomez’s Dad To Thank For Everything That’s About To Happen |IDLYITW|

Oz Beyond Oz: 10 Ruby-Slipper-Less Wizard of Oz Treatments |Vulture|

Opinion: ‘Leprechaun’ Is the Best Horror Series Ever Made |NextMovie|

Hooters Ball Girl Tosses Live Ball into Crowd |Clip Nation|

The 10 Most Intense Documentaries Ever Made |Film.com|

25 Best Cars Under $25,000 |Giant Life|

Power Ranking TV’s Favorite Spooks And Secret Agents |Pajiba|

Saying YOLO, and 20 Things Everyone Needs to Stop Doing |Brobible|

Masters of Westeros: Castle Greyjoy |High Definite|

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