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Okay, it’s not a Superbad sequel, it’s actually called Adventureland, and it’s director Greg Mottola’s follow-up to Superbad, based on his own experience working a crappy summer job at an amusement park in the 80s.  That it’s set in 1987 is apropos, considering Superbad is the most feel-good 80s style movie I’ve seen in a long time.  It wasn’t always laugh out loud funny, but it always had that sense of fun that you got in movies like Ferris Bueller or Tommy Boy, where even jokes that didn’t make you laugh still made you smile. And yeah, maybe that sounds queer, but screw you, so’s your face.

Anyway, Adventureland stars that dude with the stupid hair, the timid chick from Twilight, my love Kristen Wiig, and Ryan Reynolds, who naturally plays “the handsome cool guy”.  It must suck always getting typecast like that.

^{TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP} 

This is trailer for College, from the producers of Waiting (perhaps Dane Cook’s finest work).  Imagine American Pie, but with like ten Stiflers! 

"This is insane!"

"No man, this is college."

Yeah, reminds me of when I use to get dressed and shower all over again if I forgot to tap my elbow seven times on the soap dish before shampooing, or slept with a condom on so nothing could crawl up my pee hole at night.  College was fucking crazy, bro!  Line from a Jim Carrey movie!

This is a new feature on Funny or Die called "Between Two Ferns and Zach Galifianakis".  In this episode, Michael Cera talks acting and 9-11.  

Ryan Reynolds has signed on for Adventureland, Superbad director Greg Mottola's autobiographical 80s period piece opposite unfortunately Jew-fro'd lead Jesse Eisenberg. 

The pic is set in summer 1987 and centers on an uptight recent college grad who is forced to take a degrading minimum-wage job at the local amusement park after he realizes he can't afford his dream European tour. Reynolds will play Connell, an aspiring rock star and the icon of cool to all the kids working at the park.

Man, it must be rough to always be typecast as the "supercool dude who the girls wanna bone and the guys pretend they are when they're boning."  

But we're a lot alike. See, I'm always getting typecast too, as "guy throwing real darts at an imaginary dartboard."  And that's just at the laundromat.   

Oh, and I just thought hearts and unicorns would make the picture more fun.  Was I wrong?  In your heart lies the answer.  [via RopeofSilicon]