Comcast in Tucson yesterday added what the Super Bowl telecast has too long been missing: FULL MALE NUDITY.
Officials at Comcast said about 30 seconds from Club Jenna, an adult cable television channel, were shown on the local Super Bowl telecast. The company was still working Sunday night to figure out how it happened.
The Star newsroom was flooded with calls from irate viewers who said that the porn cut into the game with less than three minutes left to play, just after Arizona Cardinals player Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the team in the lead.
Callers said that the clip showed a woman unzipping a man’s pants, followed by a graphic act between the two.
“I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” said Cora King of Marana. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.”
Jeanene Piek said she was outraged that her granddaughter had seen the clip.
“I was in a state of shock. I am totally disgusted,” she said. [ArizonaStar]
Janet Jackson’s nasty old flapjack titty cost CBS $550,000, so who knows how much this will end up costing Comcast. It’s bad enough people have to have Comcast, now random cocks on the screen? The only thing worse than this is having to watch commercials for your own cable service. Hmm, so I only have one choice of cable service, which is now advertising to me, on a channel I could only see if I’d already paid for their service… Whoever came up with that idea should be executed.
UPDATE: Thanks to WithLeather, here’s the link to the original NSFW broadcast. Wow, it really is just a guy dancing around with this cock out. And Evan Stone, no less. He’s like the Bruce Campbell of porno.
Here you see the Cash4Gold Super Bowl commercial starring MC Hammer and Ed MCmahon, which I consider the best of the bunch until someone reminds of something better. Cash4Gold’s clearly come a long way since telling people to pull out grandma’s fillings for money.
After the jump, I’ve got all the movie ads. A lot of people say Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was the best, others, G.I. Joe. But those people are idiots, probably the same ones who liked that MacGruber commercial. Year One was easily the best, followed by Land of the Lost. Elsewhere, Go Daddy.com once again made me wish I was stupider. And Chester the Cheetah is clearly Tony the Tiger’s ne’er do well, recovering heroin addict brother in law.
Oi, da Staf’ ‘eah. So da ovva day, dese German cunts come up to me an dey’s loike, “Oi, Staf’, ‘ow’d you loike ta do da fock’n commersho for dese fock’n cahs?”
An a course Oy’s loike, “Oi, if it’s a flash sazz wagon you cunts is troyin’ ta sell, den you ‘as come ta da roight place, now ‘aven’t you?”
An so den Oy invoites dem down ta film whoilst Oy’s droivin fru billboards an doin’ fock’n jumps an aw dat - just your av’rage Fursday for da Staf’, innit. An da result is what you see heah, donnit. Now, da Staf knows what your finkin’: “Oi, Staf’, what ‘appened to dat fit bird in da rolla shoes?” Well, whoilst da Staf’ ain’t one ta kiss an’ tell, long story short, Oy knobbed ‘er. Now, Oy donnow whoy dey ain’ put dat paht in da bloody commersho, now doesn’ dey? When Oy first found out da knobbin weren’ in dere, Oy wiz so angry dat Oy took moy shir’ off an pulled down dis buildin wif moy bare ‘ands. But den later after Oy’s calmed down a bit, Oy felt bad. So dat noight, Oy rebuilt it.
[Thanks to Justin for the tip]
Besides Dreamworks’ special 3-D spot for Monsters vs. Aliens which will air at the end of the second quarter, Variety reports that the following trailers will also air during the Super Bowl:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (new)
Star Trek
G.I. Joe (new)
Angels and Demons
4 Fast 4 Furious
Land of the Lost (new)
And probably Up and Wolverine. Meanwhile, I predict that for every movie trailer, you will see at least two of those f-cking Geico ads with the stacks of money that have eyes. Goddamn those are stupid.
A 3-D ad for Monsters vs. Aliens (latest trailer here) will air during the Super Bowl February 1st and again later in the month during a special 3-D broadcast of Chuck. In other news, recording commercials and Chuck is a great way to confuse the f-ck out of your Tivo.
The glasses [which you'll need to fully experience the commercial, of course], which use the new Intel InTru 3D [the newfangled type of 3-D] and ColorCode 3-D, will be distributed free at Pepsi/ SoBe Life Water displays at 28,000 locations including grocery, drug and electronics stores and big-box retailers [like your mom].
It seems like Pepsi completely fell off the pop culture map for a while there, but now they’re back with a new logo, which just so happens to look a lot like the Barack Obama logo. Check out our new flavor, Yes We Cran! A little game I like to play is to go to restaurants that only serve Pepsi and order a Diet Coke, and then when they say “Is Diet Pepsi okay?” I just shriek at the top of my lungs and sprint out the door.
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