Strap in, kids, we’ve got an abundance of posters to savor this week. First up, Iron Man 3. I’ll be honest, it sort of bums me out how excited grown adults get every time a comic book character so much as farts on celluloid. I mean, I like plenty of comic book movies (possibly more than half, even) it’s just the automatic excitement of it. It seems like a weird form of brand loyalty. Anyway, I like this poster fine, I’m just not that into the idea of a third Iron Man after the last one. Is this one just going to be Robert Downey flexing at the camera shouting “I’m Robert Downey, bitch!” while he bangs supermodels? The first one was fun, but let’s face it, Iron Man is kind of like the Entourage of superhero movies.

I call this pose the Angry Upside-Down Jesus. My girlfriend and I tried the Angry Upside-Down Jesus once, but we didn’t have the right sized railroad spikes.

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I always kind of thought that if any of my UPROXX family was going to make it big and become a big shot Hollywood A-lister, it was going to be Chodin, because he is quite possibly the most handsome man on the face of the planet. But then he fell off of the planet and I haven’t heard from him since I asked him for a lock of his hair, so I’m glad that it’s actually my With Leather cohort Brandon Stroud who is going to be walking the red carpet at this year’s Academy Awards and/or ESPYs for Summer League.

Ol’ B-Funk as he’s known around the playgrounds already posted about this earlier today at UPROXX’s 5th most popular search term for “Kate Upton juggery”, but I felt like it was worth sharing again, because aside from Danger Guerrero’s recent cameo on Dateline, this might be the most successful thing any of us does. As for the film, tell us what it’s all about, Greenless Studios.

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