In a turn of events shocking to at least 3 retards playing jacks, Lost Boys 2: The Tribe has failed to secure a theatrical release *sad suck monkey ;-{  *

Fans worldwide could not convince Warner Brothers executives to launch the second coming of the Emerson family on theater screens this summer. Instead, The Lost Boys: The Tribe will make its debut on home video this July. Which is actually better for us fans in some respects. We’ll get to watch it as many times as we want. And the home market grosses will surely be enough to insure a third outing. [MovieWeb]

That’s right, in a way, this is actually good news.  Corey’s also noticed that his hairline has been receding – but that means he’ll be able to save up all the money he’s been spending on conditioner and buy a great big house out in the country.  He and Haim will be able to move there some day real soon and then they’ll just live off the fat of the land.  And they’ll raise rabbits!  Red ones, blue ones, purple ones – all kinds a rabbits that nobody’s even seen before.  They’ll be so soft and furry, and no one bothers you out there so I reckon you can just pet the rabbits all day if you want to.  Oh, it’s gonna be perfect. 

Along with the Lost Boys 2 ("The Tribe") trailer premiere and the announcement that Corey Haim would be appearing, Corey Feldman sat down for an interview with MTV – in which he talks trilogy. 

“The stage is set,” he said of the ending to “The Tribe.” “So it’s really up to you, the viewer, and you, the audience, to see that final chapter comes into fruition.”

“What I would like to see? Personally the way I would like to see it go, I would like to see Edgar finally become a vampire himself and have to battle his own inner demons,” Feldman fantasized. “That’s where it should go in my mind.”

“I think that part of the magic for the whole trilogy would be seeing those characters that you trust, that you love, turning to the dark side and figuring out if they could make their way back,” he mused. “For the guy who’s out there defending truth, justice, and the American way to be confronted with his own demons, and actually have to go down the path of the dark side – will he make it out? Or has he gone down so far that once he’s turned, there’s no hope, light? Who can save him? I mean, once Edgar Frog’s turned, anything’s possible.”

Further evidence that the younger you start and the longer you spend in Hollywood, the more of a totally unself-aware retard you become. Keep in mind, this is the movie he’s talking about.  Not to mention that he had less than 10 minutes of total screen time in the first movie.  His idea for a trilogy is basically like saying they should make a Pulp Fiction sequel in which The Gimp confronts his demons and learns to love again.  Hey, maybe Eliot Spitzer could star in it!  Wakka wakka *fart noise*