The chick from Blair Witch deals pot now

12.19.11 Written by Vince Mancini

Back in 1999, Heather Donahue starred as “chick with a hat” in The Blair Witch Project, the indie-horror found-footage runaway success with the timeless message that you should never let a chick navigate. Since I’m sure you were all dying to know, since 2007, she’s apparently been growing pot (medicinal, of course), an experience she documents in an upcoming book, “Grow Girl.” I applaud them the restraint it must’ve taken not to call it “You Grow, Girl.” (Though for the record, there are already two books with that title).

Donahue got involved in medical marijuana after getting frustrated with her acting career.
“I took all my stuff into the desert related to my acting career and burned it all,” she said.
Even the blue ski cap from the “Blair Witch Project” poster?
“That’s the only thing I kept. I figured if things got really bad, I could always sell it on eBay,” said Donahue, who recently attended her Upper Darby High School 20-year reunion.
Her new career started after Donahue met a man who had lived in “Nuggettown,” a Northern California community where growing weed was common [redundant. -Ed.] Donahue “was always an avid gardener,” so she took right to it.
“I became a solitary country girl,” said Donahue, who lived in Los Angeles for years after graduating from the University of the Arts in 2005. She gave up cultivating pot once she decided to write about her experiences, which included her doubts about continuing after her friend got busted by the feds on the day of her first pruning.

University of the Arts? Is that like going to med school at the Institute of Science? It’s always a bad sign when your school sounds like it was named by Dr. Nick. (No, you google it).

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Todd Phillips Tackles Stoner Arms Dealers

07.26.11 Written by Burnsy

Todd Phillips has just about reached that “I can do whatever the f*ck I want” stage in his career [which, strangely, seems to involve banging lazy-eyed herp factory Paris Hilton -Vince], what with even his sequels raking in more than half a billion dollars, and now it looks like he’s found his next project in a Rolling Stone article. Phillips has optioned the rights to a Guy Lawson  article (“The Stoner Arms Dealers”), about two potheads who somehow became weapons traffickers, thanks the government’s love of dishing out big bucks to small contractors.

Who knew it was that easy?

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The Facebook Guys Donate Green to Legalize Green, Brah

10.08.10 Written by Vince Mancini
"That shirt's not cool. You know what's cool? A billion bong hits."

"That shirt's not cool. You know what's cool? A billion bong hits."

In the Social Network, Napster co-founder and Facebook founding president Sean Parker was played by Justin Timberlake.  Zuckerberg right-hand man Dustin Moskovitz was more of a background character, played by Joseph Mazzello (the kid from Jurassic Park and The Pacific).  Now, two weeks after Mark Zuckerberg gave the Newark public school system $100 million (try not to blow it on fake tanner and Affliction shirts), Fanning and Moskovitz are making headlines for big charity donations of their own.  (*takes huge bong load*)  What was it again?  (*coughs*) Crap, dude, I totally forgot.

Not to be outdone by Moskovitz, America’s youngest billionaire, who gave $70,000 to California’s Proposition 19, Parker has donated $100,000 to the ballot initiative that would make it legal to possess the drug for personal use.
The gift affirms the 30-year-old’s reputation for generosity [and for doing drugs -Ed.], and puts him in a small but select group of very wealthy donors to pro-marijuana causes, including Moskovitz and Progressive Corp. billionaire Peter Lewis. [Forbes]

Good for them.  It’s just too bad they couldn’t use some of that money to pay for a gubernatorial candidate anyone gives a sh*t about.  I mean, politicians, amirite?  Hey, and what’s the deal with airline food… Anyway, sometimes I like to imagine working at Forbes, where you spend all day writing about stocks and tax shelters and the world’s youngest billionaires, all while making forty grand a year.  Fun.

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Also, I made this for some reason:

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NATALIE PORTMAN LOVES WEED

02.22.10 Written by Vince Mancini

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One of my favorite things Natalie Portman ever did was her gangsta-rap digital short, and she’s got a couple projects coming up that could be similar in tone.  Pajiba reports that she’s producing and starring in Best Buds, a female stoner comedy in the vein of Harold & Kumar about “two best female friends who take a road trip to their friend’s wedding in order to save her by bringing her weed.”  According to leading consultants on prison slang, the “Bud” in the title may actually refer to marihuana.

Portman also had a supporting role in Hesher, which was awesome, but not really because of her, and appeared in Your Highness, James Franco and Danny McBride’s medieval stoner comedy.  Recently there was an early test screening and /Film has compiled the reactions.  Said one IMDB review:

It is most definitely R rated. Very vulgar, lots of nudity and very, very funny. The acting was fine, lots of respectable actors and Natalie Portman is great because she takes it very seriously, she has hilarious lines but says them with complete seriousness and passion, it worked great.

So basically, Natalie Portman overachieved and graduated from Harvard, but now she’s back for the summer and trying to relate by getting high with the townies.

*bong load* Whoa.  Has anyone, like, ever told you you look just like that chick from The Professional*cough* I used to, like, beat it to that movie all the time.

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1000 FRAMES A SECOND. IN HONOR OF 420.

04.20.09 Written by Vince Mancini

Today is 4/20, meaning probably 40% of the people reading this are super high right now. With that in mind, I give you this video of what 1000 frames per second looks like, courtesy of David Coiffier and the I-Movix SprintCam.  All together now: Whooooaaaaaaaa.  Personally, I could’ve used more cheerleaders-jumping-up-and-down footage, but if the jello bouncing at the 2:00 mark doesn’t make you demand another b load, I don’t know what will.  In related news, Zack Snyder just came.  He plans to shoot the birth of his next child with this camera.

[engadget via yesbutnobutyes]

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