Morning, Drunkards.  It’s comments of the week time and this post takes forever, so let’s get to it.  As always, nominate for next week by pasting in the comments section of this post.  Maybe you’ll get a prize, maybe you’ll get in a car accident.   What am I, a wizard?

Lots of funny stuff this week, but I gave Stinky Peet the top spot for brevity and directness.  From the The Bounty Hunter trailer:

Stinky Peet says: Given a choice between watching this film and letting a crazed chimpanzee eat my eyeballs, I’d say pass the banana cologne.

I call my ejaculations banana cologne.  Anyhoo, here are your honorable mentions/runners up.  The Mighty Fek’lhr really encapsulates the spirit of FilmDrunk in the Craigslist Missed Connection Rom-Com (I Saw You):

The Mighty Fek’lhr says: I saw you from my perch in the alley, even though my clown wig obscured the binoculars from time to time, I still was touched by your getting into your flannel pajamas and watching Ally McBeal reruns for three hours…so touched, I killed a squirrel and used it as a fifi then fed it to them kids in my van.

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Greetings, Drunkards. Hope you all had a nice Labor Day and are as hungover and surly as I am this morning.  This week I’ve got three copies of Second Skin (now out on DVD) and three t-shirts to give away.

Second Skin takes an intimate look at computer gamers whose lives have been transformed by the emerging, hugely popular genre of computer games like World of Warcraft, Second Life, and Everquest, which allow millions of users from around the world to simultaneously interact in virtual spaces.

Gee, we wouldn’t know anything about that, would we, guys?  Anyway, we had quite the Gary Busey Fact thread this week, so we might as well start there.  As always, nominate for next week in the comments section of this post.

Jacktion!: Gary Busey goes commando when he rides a horse, and wears jockey shorts when he goes to war.

Crapbasket: Gary Busey chops down cherry trees just so he can lie about it.

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Howdy, folks.  No Comments of the Week prize to give away this week, just bragging rights and this awesome greasy sax man gif to be enjoyed by all (via Thighs Wide Shut).

As always, the way this works is, at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of THIS post below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Got it newbs?  Good.  Anyway, let’s start this off with the always-popular ex-wife joke.  Stone Soup from the HUMPDAY TRAILER thread:

• Stone Soup says: “My ex wife f-cked my straight best friend and won a prize – my furniture.”

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