Well. folks, it’s Super Bowl Monday, and Comments of the Week time, so let us all shake off our hangovers using your puns, inside jokes, and racist wordplay. It’s the FilmDrunk way. Leading the way with three votes, it was a tie at the top, between Stinky Pete in Brooklyn Decker has two movies opening the same day:

Stinky Pete says: She should ask her husband, I bet he knows how to deal with two Brooklyn Decker openings on the same night.

And Donkey Hodey in Channing Tatum showed Rachel McAdams his fake penis:

Donkey Hodey: C-Tates works in the Mad-Props Department.

So congrats, Stinky Pete and Donkey Hodey. If either of you don’t already have five FilmDrunk shirts, email me. See below for this week’s honorable mentions.

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(via FckYeahDementia)

Well folks, it was another week of fine commenting, and now it’s time to recognize the finest. It was a tough choice for the top spot this week, as we had fresh-faced FilmDrunkard Antichrist Fox dropping gems like… uh… something that drops a lot of gems! (GREAT SIMILE, VINCE!). But in the end I think Stinky Peet, representing the old guard, topped them all.

From my review of Brett Ratner’s Tower Heist:

Stinky Pete says: So Ratner’s “magic negro” is an obese Jamaican housemaid? What’s the technical term for that again, jahmon ex machina? Deus ex macadamia?

Yes, it’s hard to beat “Deus ex macadamia.” Even so, it was photo finish between that and Antichrist Fox’s comment in that story about Brett Ratner masturbating to Olivia Munn while eating shrimp. In reference to me comparing myself transcribing Olivia Munn’s book to Hunter S. Thompson typing The Great Gatsby over and over to feel what it’s like to write a masterpiece:

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It’s been two weeks since our last comments of the week, and to make up for it, I’ve got two prizes to give away.  One is a FilmDrunk shirt, this year’s must have accessory at any swap meet and/or comic book convention.  The other is a copy of Getting It Done: The Ultimate Production Assistant Guide, provided to us by author Josh Friedman.

Only a fool would enter a film set without having first read this production manual. There is no faster way up the ladder than being prepared and no faster way out the door than by screwing up. This manual was created by a working PA as a tutorial for those starting out, or a reference guide for seasoned filmmakers. Getting It Done offers information on the many departments involved in a film production, the day-to-day operations of the set, the paperwork involved, and much more.

Right, so let’s get to it.  The winners:

[From Kevin Smith on working with Bruce Willis: "I had no help from this dude whatsoever."] Chareth Cutestory says: “I really should listen to this jorts-ensconced taint enthusiast.” – No one, ever

[From Armond White cares not for bourgeois oppression] Stinky Peet says: Armond White uses Vistaprint™ for bulk discounts on his race cards.

Well done, now send me your addresses and/or shirt size. And now for everyone’s favorite part, the few, the proud, the honorable mentions.

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This week’s Comments of the Week winner is getting Kick-Ass on DVD, which is probably the best prize I’ve given away, and the one I’m most tempted to keep for myself.  I enjoyed the hell out of the movie, and the DVD and Blu-ray hit stores August 3rd, packed to the tits with so many special features that it will blow. Your. Mind.  You will literally die.  I promise you haven’t seen anything like it, unless you’re Richie Rich and you grew up on Space Mountain or something.

The way this works is, you nominate your favorite comments by copy and pasting in the comments section below, and I pick the winners on Sunday or Monday. I’ll have some more cool stuff to give away next week, so step up your game.  Anyway, without further ado, I give you this week’s winning comment.  From the Extreme Gynecology Exam (trailer for The Debt):

Stinky Peet says:
“YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN RAPED BY A PACK OF N***ERS!”
“YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN RAPED BY A PACK OF N***ERS!”
“Well you didn’t have to say it twice.”
“I DIDN’T!”

Wow. A Mel Gibson joke, a vagina joke, and a gynecologist joke older than I am, all rolled into one?  I’m in love.  He also went a subtler angle in the same thread:

Stinky Peet says: Looks like it’s curtains for the doctor…

Either way, surely a deserving winner.  And as always, there were no shortage of honorable mentions:

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This week I’ve got three copies of the Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire special edition DVD set, now available from Comedy Central.  I’m sure it’s right up your alley, because I know how you guys love things that flame and man dunes (*high fives frat buddies*).  (…I don’t know either, man.).  Anyway, here are your three winners:

[From Danny Trejo to Produce Basketball Version of The Blind Side]  Donkey Hodey says:

Donkey: Yer changin’ that boy’s laahfe.
Trejo: Chinga, ése. He changeen mine.

[From Jamie Foxx Wants to Eat Pizza in a Male Shower]

Jacktion! says:
I want to get a tattoo of Jamie Foxx winking over a pair of sunglasses while shredding on a double neck guitar, and riding a surfboard. Above that it’ll say in cursive “Let’s Party!” Behind it will be a big pot leaf, and behind that will be a big cross, because I’m real religious since my parents died.
Except change “let’s Party!” to “Happy Birthday, Rick!” because it’s his birthday tomorrow, and he will FREAK.

[From British University to Offer Masters in Vampire Lit]

Stinky Peet says: Stephenie Meyer’s favorite children’s book was See Dick, Run.

Great job, fellers.  And now for the honorable mentions:

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