Peter Dinklage and Abed go a-LARPing in long-delayed Knights of Badassdom

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.29.13

Hey, remember Knights of Badassdom? Okay, maybe you don’t, but two Comic-Cons ago I saw a guy with a centaur costume with extra horse legs that moved along with his real legs, and another six-foot-six dude with a giant stuffed bear’s head, and I thought they were the best costumes I’d ever seen. Then I found out they were pros, hired to promote a comedy set in the world of LARPing and Ren Faires and lightning bolts, Knights of Badassdom.

Like I said, that was two years ago, and movies rarely age like wine. The film, from relative unknowns Joe Lynch (director) and writers Kevin Dreyfuss and Matt Wall, still doesn’t have a release date, but it does have a new trailer, starring Peter Dinklage, Danny Pudi (Abed from Community), Jimmi Simpson (McPoyle from It’s Always Sunny), Steve Zahn, and Summer Glau. It seems like weird stuff like this always happens to Steve Zahn movies, doesn’t it? What else do you say about a guy who’s been in Sahara, Strange Wilderness, *and* Daddy Day Care? If actors were half as superstitious as sailors, he’d have gotten his jinxing ass thrown overboard years ago.

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GUHHHH…

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.16.09

Management is a new rom-com teaming Jennifer Aniston with Steve Zahn – surprise! He plays a cloying man-child!  So in case you were worried Hollywood would never come up with an onscreen pairing less likable than Joaquin Phoenix and Gwyneth Paltrow, rest easy.

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JENNIFER ANISTON IS IN SOMETHING

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.04.08

Aniston jerks the wheel towards oncoming obscurity

Management teams Jennifer Aniston with Steve Zahn in an apparent attempt to create some sort of Voltron of unlikeability. In this recently-released clip (after the jump), they re-enact a scene that was better in Rushmore.

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STEVE ZAHN SOMETHING SOMETHING BIGFOOT

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.04.08

Look folks, it’s obvious there’s not a lot going on today, movie news-wise.  I could tell you how much Atonement sucked or try to figure out which cities There Will Be Blood is opening in, but I think I’m just gonna post this picture from Strange Wilderness and call it a day.

After Sasquatch hilariously played drums for Tenacious D and starred in a series of fairly humorous “messin’ with Sasquatch” commercials, he developed a coke addiction, went through a messy divorce and feuded with the IRS.  Culminating in him finally hitting rock bottom and agreeing to do a movie with Steve Zahn (who most people say isn’t even real).  So sad, so sad.

If you’re desperate for some more content, check out the excerpts from Can’t You Get Along With Anyone I posted last week.  They’re a lot more interesting than anything that happened today.

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CRAPPY BADISON MOVIE R-RATED TRAILER

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.13.07

Careful, kids, this video has boobies and swear words.

This here’s the R-Rated trailer for Strange Wilderness, starring Chris Farley’s brother as "Mountain Doctor" and Kevin Alejandro as "Hispanic Man #1". 

Haha, get it?  The “underwater bubbling sound” was the bong!  No way, dude!

Anyway, it still looks pretty stupid, but at least now we know it has tits in it.  So if you’re willing to sit through 90 minutes of stupid for 5 minutes of tits, this is your movie.  Basically it’s like dating a model. 

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