I still haven’t seen Ted, but I bet this musical remix is way better. [via HYST]

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Here’s a great supercut, The Many Deaths of Steve Buscemi. You forget how often the guy gets killed. He has to be one of the only actors around to have the distinction of having been killed on film by Christopher Lloyd. (He was also killed by Danny Trejo, but that hardly makes him unique, as an actor or a regular person).
Additional trivia: According to his Playboy interview, Buscemi actually pronounces his last name “boo-SEMMY”, not “boo-SHEMMY.” [via DonDraperSaysWhat]

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Hey ladies, have you ever found yourself shopping for a new dress for a special occasion, but you’ve tried everything and just can’t find that “I want people to stare at me and then scream” look? Well worry no more, because the fine people at Black Milk Clothing have you covered with their fantastic Steve Buscemi dress.

But if Steve’s not your thing, Black Milk has plenty more to fit your movie fashion desires, including dresses based on The Shining, The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues, Lord of the Rings, a Beetlejuice bodysuit, and even Matrix leggings.

You can check out their styles after the jump, but they have even more over at their web site, including some awesome patriotic swimsuits. Basically, I’m giving you more reasons to go ogle the model some more. While $100 might seem a little expensive for Buscemi’s face clinging to your lady parts, winning a man’s heart by wearing someone’s creepy face over your body is priceless.

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Sorry about that headline, Peter Dinklage, I just thought it sounded more lurid to refer to you simply as “dwarf.” Though I realize it’s a little unfair.  I guess it could’ve just as easily been  “Steve Buscemi, Peter Dinklage, & a Jew.” By the way, is Peter Dinklage the only dwarf in Hollywood? And does “Peter Dinklage” sound like a euphemism for erectile dysfunction to anyone else?  And what’s the deal with airline food? Anyway.

This is the trailer for wacky-lookin’ road comedy St. John of Las Vegas.  Steve Buscemi stars as a guy trying to kick his gambling addiction and go straight.  Peter Dinklage plays his new boss at the insurance company who sends him back to Vegas with his head claims investigator, Romany Malco, but not before he gets involved with his eccentric co-worker, Sarah Silverman.   Later he goes on to encounter Emmanuelle Chiriqui, who played E’s girlfriend on Entourage, which is totally plausible, and Danny Trejo, who’s all like, “Mira, putos, I am a beeg Mexican.”  Danny Trejo is always saying that.  If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would jump out of the womb in a ski mask and challenge you to a knife fight.

[via /Film]

Nic Cage, Steve Buscemi and Tracy Morgan have signed on to do voice work for Jerry Bruckheimer’s upcoming G-Force.

Bill Nighy and Will Arnett have joined the ranks of the on-screen actors in the live-action/CG film, which marks the directorial debut of Oscar-winning visual effects innovator Hoyt Yeatman.

The story follows a group of ultra-intelligent animal commandoes who work for a government agency trying to prevent an evil billionaire from taking over the world. Cage will play Speckles, a mole; Buscemi will portray Bucky, a hamster; and Morgan will voice Blaster, a guinea pig. Nighy will portray an industrialist, and Arnett will play an FBI agent.  [Reuters]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m excited for this.  I mean, every time I see a pixar flick I think to myself, “This is great, but couldn’t this be more like National Treasure?” I mean, heartwarming tales of family are cool and all, but let’s give kids what they really want – wild adventure rides about solving the mysteries of the world; all contained in an ancient scroll hidden in Lady Liberty’s tampon.  Ghost stories!  Talking animals!  Glib sidekicks!  That’s what real filmmaking’s all about.  

Tracy Morgan stars in "Somebody Gon’ Get Pregnant!" after the jump.  Favorite line?  "I’m the ooh-chow!"