Happy Monday (talk about an oxymoron, LOL!), poopeaters.  I’ve got another copy of A Colbert Christmas to give away, so once again, here’s the run down:

Colbert is on his way to perform with Elvis Costello in New York City but is trapped by snow in his cabin in upstate New York (bear country).  Luckily, his friends Feist, Toby Keith, John Legend, Willie Nelson and Jon Stewart stop by to help him celebrate the season.  “A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!” features original songs written by David Javerbaum (executive producer, “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”) and composer Adam Schlesinger (Fountains of Wayne), who recently collaborated on the Tony®-nominated Broadway musical “Cry Baby.”

Swell.  What say we start with a little Seagal bashing, shall we?  From the Steven Seagal has a reality show thread:

Stone Soup says, “I can just picture Seven Seagal busting open a front door using a 3′ salami as a battering ram.”

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It’s really a shame Meet the Spartans didn’t come out a few weeks later, when it could’ve really taken advantage of all those Tom Cruise Scientology videos. Oops, there I go giving them "ideas" again.

Point is, everyone knows the hot trend in parody right now is Tom Cruise.  Did you watch Colbert’s impression, then Craig Ferguson’s, then Jerry O’Connell’s and think, that’s good, but it references not nearly enough obscure internet humor?  Or possibly,  Very funny, but what of LOL Cats?  Can’t someone can create a parody incomprehensible outside the esoteric world of internet nerds?

I think it’s obvious from the above video that all of our prayers have been answered. Xenu is Great! 

[Thanks to Russell for the link]