Oh, Tooch.  A man after my own heart, no one blames you.  What’s that?  In your latest film you play a creepy pervert who rapes and murders a 14-year-old girl?  Uh, cool, man, good luck with that.  [via]

DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS

• Avatar killed a guy.  |GammaSquad|
• Anderson Cooper is the best gay superhero since batman. |WarmingGlow|
• This Jets fan got arrested in San Diego simply for being a Jets fan (or for being obnoxious, it’s hard to separate the two).  Nate Kaeding was so upset he just started kicking balls away from the goal posts. |WithLeather|
• 25 hot Trekkies.  Qaplah! |HolyTaco|
• The stupid movie rumor round up. |ScreenJunkies|
• George Lopez lets Jennifer Lopez do the opening monologue on his show.  Why?  Because Mexicans are lazy, duh. |InsideTV|
• Dave Letterman rips on Dick Ebersol.  |InsideTV|
• David LaChappelle did a Lost promo where people dance and crap. |UnrealityMag|
• Nate Kaeding’s attempted suicide according to Wikipedia. |Nextround|

After the jump I’ve got the trailer for What Just Happened, starring Robert DeNiro, based on a memoir by Hollywood producer Art Linson.  As previously reported by WWTDD and AICN, the Bruce Willis scene is supposedly based on something that happened with Alec Baldwin.  AICN will give you just enough of the story to piss you off about them not telling you the whole thing because they’re assholes.

What Just Happened opens in October and also stars Sean Penn, who I’m sure will do a great job of making fun of actors for taking themselves too seriously. 

The old broad can sure disappear into a role, can’t she?  What an actress.

[Source - Thanks to "Dingo" for the tip]