This one’s called “Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute,” and it comes from the same guy as “Hamster on a Piano” and “Cat Flushing a Toilet.”  I don’t know how it took me so long to figure this out, but they’re all written by Parry Gripp, the guy from Nerf Herder – a band whose songs include “Fight for Your Right to Masturbate” and “I’ve Got a Boner for Christmas”, and who I’ve been listening to way longer than any of you, you f*ckin poseurs.

Pac Man in real life. I like how they keep splicing in footage from the video game, in case you didn’t get the reference. [CollegeHumor]

Bruno gets an R rating.  See you idiots?  Didn’t Nikki Finke tell you this would happen all along? From now on, just shut up and listen to what she says, she’s the smartest person in the world, you know.  [NikkeFinke]

The Ultimate Butter Face Test.  I think I’ve played this before.  To pass it, you have to drink four beers. [HolyTaco]

New Harry Potter trailer.  I would’ve posted it here, but I’m sick of summarizing the plot. [ScreenJunkies]

Teaser Trailer for $quid.  The main character owes money to a giant squid, you see. [QuietEarth]

New set pic from The Rum Diary. [LiveforFilm]

Official 500 Days of Summer poster.  Tons of pictures of Zooey Deschanel – not a bad strategy.  Way to steal my Trapper Keeper’s shtick, by the way. [below, via FirstShowing]

You don’t need to know that $quid comes from Australian filmmakers Daley Pearson and Luke Tierney. And you don’t need to know that you can watch the short film upon which it’s based after the jump. In fact, all you really need to know is that $quid is about a guy who owes money to a giant squid.

I picture $quid wearing Fubu and “raising the roof” a lot. And wearing sunglasses at night. Lenses as big as dinner plates, of course. Read the rest of this entry »