I always kind of thought that if any of my UPROXX family was going to make it big and become a big shot Hollywood A-lister, it was going to be Chodin, because he is quite possibly the most handsome man on the face of the planet. But then he fell off of the planet and I haven’t heard from him since I asked him for a lock of his hair, so I’m glad that it’s actually my With Leather cohort Brandon Stroud who is going to be walking the red carpet at this year’s Academy Awards and/or ESPYs for Summer League.

Ol’ B-Funk as he’s known around the playgrounds already posted about this earlier today at UPROXX’s 5th most popular search term for “Kate Upton juggery”, but I felt like it was worth sharing again, because aside from Danger Guerrero’s recent cameo on Dateline, this might be the most successful thing any of us does. As for the film, tell us what it’s all about, Greenless Studios.

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(Click for the animated version. I put it on a separate page so it wouldn’t crash your browser.)

If you happened to be watching the women’s soccer World Cup final match between the US and Japan yesterday (a long shot, I realize…), you may have noticed this kid’s awesome celebration after Alex Morgan’s goal in the 65th minute put the US up 1-0. I think he was probably inspired by Brandi Chastain’s famous shirt-removal celebration after scoring the winning goal in the 1999 World Cup, but for the sake of movie-relatedness, let’s call it a Truffle Shuffle. In either case, it was awesome, and I would gladly buy this kid a beer. Wait, that came out wrong. Seriously though, he busted this out with ZERO HESITATION! He had his chubby little titties out a second and a half after the ball hit the net at the MOST. His comedic instincts are uncanny! You can’t teach that. If he’s not the most popular kid in school by tomorrow, he should change schools because his is clearly incapable of appreciating greatness.

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