Icon Entertainment has announced the existence of a new Seltzer-Friedberg movie (“The Biggest Movie of All Time 3-D”), and not a moment too soon.  I’m not sure how much longer I could’ve gone without seeing a Spike TV actor dressed like Snooki slip on a banana peel and fart.  Icon plans to sell distribution rights at Cannes, where I like to imagine them discussing the relative merits of Donald Trump with a bowl of spaghetti on his head over beluga caviar and magnums of Dom.  “Ahh yezz, my friend, but are you not forgeteen about zee farts?”

Meanwhile, the Variety article treats the project with the perfect use of Sarcastiquotes:

Yes, ‘movie’ indeed.  It just goes to show, Osama may be dead, but Al-Qaeda’s still recruiting.

Just so you don’t think I’m racist or xenophobic for making fun of Nigeria’s Chicken Madness in the last post, here’s an American movie with 1,000 times the budget and at least twice the stupidity. If Twilight got double penetrated by a Seltzer-Freebird movie and a direct-to-DVD American Pie sequel, Transylmania would be the stain on the mattress floor of the van.  It stars the “I shoot squirrels because they’re gay” guy from Cabin Fever and was co-written by a guy named Worm.  The funniest part?  It’s actually getting a theatrical release.  And frankly, I’m offended there’s no record scratch in the trailer.  If ever a trailer was screaming for a record scratch…

Tagline: Euro-trashed! Euro-smashed! Euro-slashed!  Synopsis: “Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realize that if the partying doesn’t kill them, the vampires just might!”

*Dog wearing sunglasses*

The other day I told you about Dance Flick, the Wayans Bros latest spoof which they literally let a nephew direct, and now we have a trailer.  I’m sure this’ll be good, because after all, these guys taught Seltzer-Friedberg everything they know.  “Wayans” is to shitty movies what “Marley” is to reggae.

[via IGN. Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]

After the jump, I’ve got two trailers for the hilarious Russian spoof, Hitler Kaput.  As you can see, Hitler is to Russian comedy as cross dressing is to British comedy.  Both trailers are in Russian without subtitles, but I think you’ll enjoy them regardless of whether you speak the language.  Plus, the part where the big-titted Eva Braun sings a Britney Spears song is still in English. It’s very historically accurate – scientists say that if Eva Braun were still alive today, that’s what she’d be doing.

[Thanks to Robo for the tip]