From the Telegraph: “A ceramic figurine of Michael Jackson defecating is seen at a market in Barcelona, Spain. Caganers – statuettes of well-known people defecating – are a Christmas tradition in Catalonia, dating back to the 18th century. Catalonians hide caganers in Christmas Nativity scenes and invite friends to find them. The figures symbolise fertilisation, hope and prosperity for the coming year.” Yup, you learn something new every day.

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*Rec 2 (yes, there’s an effing dot in the title) is the sequel to the Spanish zombie movie Rec – you may remember Quarantine, the American remake?  Ha, that was a joke, not even the director remembers Quarantine.  Anyway, Rec 2 is like Blair Witch Project, but with zombies, and in Spanish.  And the trailer has opera music because opera music is classy.  Basically, Rec 2 is like a $2 whore who holds her pinky out while she jerks you off for crack money.

Hugh Jackman recently went on the Spanish television show El Hormiguero, which, according to my junior high experience with Spanish, translates roughly as “The hormi white person.”  The Wolverine actor proceeded to stand between a jockey and a guy wearing a bulging, skintight bodysuit with a cape, in an apparent attempt to look more butch by comparison.  An attempt which was a resounding success.  Touché, Jackman, touché.

But then, before the image had a chance to register, he starred in this Got Milk ad sporting a wifebeater and cum on his upper lip.   Why must my love life be so confusing!

[video via BWE, pic via JoBlo]