After the jump I’ve got the second trailer for a movie that’s actually called Space Chimps.  The most impressive thing about it is that they still had the balls to release it after Wall E came out.  It’s like bringing a limp dildo to a gun fight. 

Why would someone make a limp dildo, you ask?  I dunno – look, I’m just the messenger (probably NWS).  I’m also somewhat offended they describe a flaccid, three-inch dildo as “not usable for penetration”.  How dare you, sir.

Hey, remember when I was ripping on Kung Fu Panda for being such a half-assed idea?  And how Pixar always comes up with amazingly outlandish yet human stories, while other animation studios’ ideas are like rejects from brainstorming sessions for the next Taco Bell commercial?

I don’t know where I was going with this, but check it out, it’s chimps!  In space!  Can you imagine?  Kids today are so lucky.  I can’t wait to have raise a couple.

(trailer after the jump) 

[via Cinematical] 

This is the trailer for Space Chimps.  As you can tell by everything about it, it’s not from Pixar.  In fact, it’s so half-assed that it makes a movie adaptation of Caroline in the City look interesting by comparison.