Courtesy of Noah Harald, here’s a mash-up of the actual trailer for Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, and the South Park parody of it. An obvious mash-up choice, perhaps, but still fun. That’ll do, internet, that’ll do. The best part about South Park’s parody is that because they got it out before Jack and Jill had a trailer, when people saw the actual Jack and Jill trailer, at least half of them thought, “Wait, isn’t this the fake movie from South Park?” Mmm, that’s a good burn.

Also, did anyone else notice that in the film, Jack apparently has two children, an Amish girl with a doll replica of herself and an Indian kid with a dildo strapped to his head? I feel like not enough is being made of this.

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“RATED ARG FOR PIRATES, F*CK YOU!” I had legitimate tears rolling down my cheeks when I watched this for the first time last night.  I would watch six straight hours of just South Park movie trailer parodies. |sidenote: every South Park episode is now available for free online|

MORNING LINKS

MC Hammer Next To Be Sacrificed To The Juggalos At Their Annual Gathering [Uproxx]

50 Objects That Look A Little Like Jesus [Uproxx]

TV Gourmet: The Good Morning Burger, Rachel’s Trifle, and Other TV Food [WarmingGlow]

Drew’s latest Rex Ryan column made me piss-cry blood-cum tears of hilarity, whatever that means. |KissingSuzyKolber|

My verdict on Super 8: Don’t believe the hype. See X-Men instead. Hell, see anything. |Review|

Lupe Fiasco: Obama Is “The Biggest Terrorist” [TSS]

PICTURED: You have not partied like Riot Guy parties.

The NY Times Names Lloyd Banks New York’s Most Important Rapper [RealTalkNY]

Futurama Meme: Fry is not sure about stuff. |GammaSquad|

Tron Guy shows up on America’s Got Talent. Holy crap, Nick Cannon hosts this show?  And people watch it? |TheDailyWhat|

30 dogs shaking off the summer heat. |Buzzfeed|

Anthony Weiner’s wife is pregnant.  Note to everyone: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS GODD*MN STORY. |TheSuperficial|

Idris Elba answers your Facebook questions. |Videogum|

Syracuse man pushes around 6-foot mannequin he calls his wife.  Hey, at least she’s tall. |NYCStool|

Laura Lee is your barely-clothed tramp of the day. |GorillaMask|

The traumatizing stages of an emergency number two. |HolyTaco|

Rosie Huntington-Whatserface says Michael Bay isn’t a sexist pig. |ScreenJunkies|

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Oshokuji no Jikan DVD [ToplessRobot]

DC Comics’ reboot of its entire superhero line happens to feature Superboy with a tattoo. BUT HOW? [Fark]

‘The Heming Way’: Bro Icon Ernest Hemingway On Women [Brobible]

BECOME A FAN OF FILMDRUNK ON FACEBOOK OR ELSE MY DAD WILL BEAT ME!

Occasional misses aside, I consider South Park probably the most comedically relevant show of the last 10 years.  You could disagree with me, but keep in mind: I will fight you.  The new season begins this Wednesday and if I’m talking about it, you know there must be some tangentially-movie related angle giving me an excuse to post this link bait banner picture.  Ta da, it’s a Human Centipede parody.  Hooray! I expect this to be the most medically-accurate South Park episode of all time.

The latest Apple product to hit the market is revealed in the 15th season premiere of “South Park” titled, “HUMANCENTiPAD,” premiering on Wednesday, April 27 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.   Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn’t even have a regular iPad yet.  He blames his mother. [via Examiner]

I love South Park because it’s smart while being blatantly, aggressively vulgar and silly, with little creative oversight, the way all comedy should be.  So there, I just reminded you to watch a comedy TV show about a novelty cult film.  My God, I have the most important job in the world.  You can read about all this and more in my new autobiography, You’re Welcome, Society.

As they’ve done so many times before with Avatar, Indiana Jones 4, Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan, etc., last night, South Park park did an Inception parody.  They had a a sheep make the epic foghorn of meta-ness (*BRAAAAAAHM*) sound.  I have nothing to add to this.  I just thought you guys should know.

This picture makes me happy.

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This week’s Comments of the Week winner wins A Lil’ Box of Butters, the collector’s edition DVD set from South Park Studios featuring 13 of your favorite Butters-centric episodes.  Have you seen the one where he writes “The Poop That Took a Pee” and becomes a best-selling author?  It’s one of my all-time favorite episodes of anything, and I’m not just saying that because I love poop and pee.  It hits stores tomorrow, and in the meantime, today is the last day to enter to win $5,000 and a bunch of cool Butters stuff.   Anyway, you came here to hear the winner, and I wouldn’t leave you with blue balls like my prude sister.  I had to give it up for Chareth Cutestory for his stunning command of bean town vernacular. 

[From Marky Mark uses his fake wiener from Boogie Nights to slap his friends in the face]

Chareth Cutestory says: I cawl this cawk Welkah. Cause it’s fackin’ gritty and can go fackin’ deep in the slawt at any given time.  Hey Tawmy, you heah what I just said? I said-

Yeah yeah, I heard ya.

OH WHAT, YOU TOO GOOD FER MY FACKIN STORIES NOW, CAWKSUCKA? YOU DISRESPECT WES WELKAH?

[From Star Wars + The Town Mashup, I'm leavin' this whole Death Stah in my reahview, expecially da queah pahts.]

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