The Perfect Gift For That Special Lady: The Jon Hamm Coloring Book

Written by Ashley Burns / 12.07.12

Back in August, swarthy Italian artist Vince brought us the amazing news that a Ryan Gosling coloring book exists, and I simply assume that every lady Drunkard and male Drunkard that stalks them went out and purchased every last one of these things. And when you were done filling all of the pages in – “Hey girl, here’s some balm to apply to your burnt sienna” – the reality set in that you were all out of Baby Goose to color, and there was now a lovable, gentle void in your lives once again.

Well, great f*cking news, friends – there’s a Jon Hamm coloring book now, too.

An Etsy dealer by the name of “teamart” has a nice little shop named “Teamart Delights”, and among the items that he or she offers are seven coloring book for subjects like Parks and Rec, Nineties Pop Divas, Hunky Dudes, Voldemort, Dogs and Canadian Wildlife, which unfortunately is not actually just another coloring book about Gosling. And then there’s the Jon Hamm coloring book that you can own for just $11.38.

Keep in mind, that’s the most expensive price for any of teamart’s coloring books, but I like to think it’s because Hamm is always offering the ladies a little extra.

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Something For The Ladies: A Mashup Of Hunky Actors Saying ‘I Love You’

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.07.12

Baby don't hurt us.

While I sit here waiting for someone to finally give me the ultimate mashup of movie characters making fart noises, I suppose I can settle for today’s best effort of some of Hollywood’s hunkiest A-list male actors saying, “I love you.” There are also some people in this that have no business having ever been cast as a romantic lead *pauses screen, gives middle finger to Josh Radnor* but this post is all about what you ladies want today (or until the next post).

So why don’t you draw yourself a nice, hot bubble bath, pop a bottle of bubbly, strap on a blindfold, lay back and pretend like Matt Damon, George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Colin Firth, Ben Affleck, Shia LeBeouf, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron, Leo DiCaprio, Robert Pattinson, that guy from Scrubs and Paul Rudd are saying those awesome three little words to you. Also, while you’re blondfolded, I’m going to steal your TV.

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