“Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia.” Yes, that’s the real Die Hard tagline.

Written by Vince Mancini / 10.25.12

Considering the title of Die Hard 5 is A Good Day to Die Hard, and it already kind of sounds like something we would’ve come up with as a joke, I guess it’s fitting that the tagline is definitely something we would’ve come up with as a joke. “Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia,” because it’s set in Russia, you see. By the way, does that make this the official spelling of “Yippee Ki-Yay?” Because to be honest, I probably would’ve spelled it “Yippie kai-yay.” I mean who’s to say whether “ki” should rhyme with “high” or with “key,” right? Job one is being clear. GRR, PHONETICS. Also, if you’re going to directly address Mother Russia like that, you should at least use a comma.

There’s also a new trailer after the jump. I’m not saying the movie’s going to suck, and I actually kind of liked the last one, except for the dumb sequence where McClane fights a Harrier with semi-truck (which was like 20 minutes long), but it doesn’t bode well that they brought in John Moore, the director of Max Payne and Flight of the Phoenix (and the writer of Hitman and Swordfish). I’m not sure if that qualifies as a step down or a step up from Len Wiseman, but the fact that we’re even asking is a bad sign.

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My dog Skip writing Die Hard 5

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.05.10

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I’m the rare person who didn’t hate the last Die Hard movie.  The scene where he outruns the jet in a truck was unfathomably stupid and kind of ruined the whole thing, but other than that, it wasn’t terrible.  Which I guess is enough to warrant a sequel nowadays. Hey, maybe they’ll get someone good to write it.

Ruin my day, RiskyBusiness:

“Hitman” screenwriter Skip Woods is in negotiations with Fox to take a crack at a new “Die Hard” script.  The CAA-repped Woods has already co-written several tentpole projects for Fox, including “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” and the forthcoming TV adaptation “The A-Team.” He also wrote the original screenplay for “Swordfish.”

It’s funny, because I know there’s probably someone out there going ‘YES! I loved Hitman and Wolverine and Swordfish!”

And that’s why I’m breathing through this sweat sock soaked in ether.

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