Hey there.  So. (*casually tracing finger across desk*) I got another Robogeisha trailer after the jump.  You, uh, wanna see it?  You’ll see some geishas transform into tanks and cut people with mouth swords and lactate, all set to a Muzak version of “Live and Let Die….”  I mean… no big deal.  It’s just, I thought you might like it, after the hard day you’ve been having and all.  Take a load off. I’ll give you a massage. We can watch it together.  Ahh, see?  Isn’t that better?  Do you feel your troubles melting away in a pool of Shrimp tempura to the eyeballs and creepy Silence of the Lambs voiceover?  I knew you would.  Now turn over, it’s time for your happy ending.  Whoop, looks like you beat me to it.

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The trailer for RoboGeisha has just hit the web (via Twitch), and it’s just your basic Japanese robowhore plot, with the requisite chainsaw face, camera lens blood bukkake, and armpit katanas.  Then there’s the Geisha who kills a guy with shrimp tempuras to the eyeballs, another who transforms into a tank, and of course, the melting-of-adversary’s-face-through-toxic-lactation.  Ho hum.  Japanese films have gotten so staid and predictable lately. Surprise me, you know?