Good news, fartknockers, I’ve got a sweet prize for the winner this week: a special collector’s-edition movie book from Shane Acker’s 9, opening 9-9-09 (so easy to remember!), courtesy of Focus Features.  It’s a pretty nice prize, something I would definitely keep for myself if I wasn’t worried about getting supermodel pantie drippings all over it.  (dog fur)

As always, nominate for next week’s Comments of the Week in the comments section below.  Anyway, let’s get this thing started with the honorable mentions.  If you’re new to FilmDrunk, one thing you should know is that some of our commenters have “shticks”, which can often be “humorous.”  From Zach Galifianakis plays a Mattress Salesman:

Confucius says: Mattress salesman dream of nocturnal commission.

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