Last week when I didn’t have a prize to give away, Rob from Shirt Genius graciously emailed a gracious offer to graciously provide a shirt for the winner of this week’s Comments of the Week.  I’m partial to the one above, but the winner can pick hisorher design and size this time (sorry we didn’t work that out sooner, previous CotW winners too skinny or fat for their shirt).  Here’s a comment that almost won:

sarcasm_4_fun says:  Wow you people are pathetic, probably sitting alone at your computers pale as f-ck! and fat to boot, gunning down these tanned and obviously fit young hot men. Remember when you point a finger at some one else there are 3 pointing back at you, so I’m guessing that you are the ones that are actually imagining being on some guys totem pole (be sure not to slide you’ll sliver, lol) all while you’re chugging down 1 beer.. two beers… & become three little losers, lol yes i noticed that there are 3 of you that are making all the alcoholic and pole sliding comments, what a bunch of jealous losers you are. These young men are simply people with morales and values like most decent human beings which is obviouly more personality that you 3 will ever have. Cheers! slug down another drink and I hope you all choke on it, that is if you don’t already choke on that pole you have in your mouth…. or is that your ass!!!! lmao can’t tell the difference from my safe distance, lol Have a nice day! Assholes!!!

I love the reverse trolls we get on here telling us we should die in a car fire for being so mean and hyperbolic.  Unfortunately for Sarcasm, the post she commented on wasn’t from this week so I had to disqualify her.  ;-( Here’s your winner:

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This week’s comments of the week winners will receive a t-shirt with one of the designs you see above, courtesy of Rob at ShirtGenius.  Shirtgenius.com has both of these and more aggressive shirt designs.  Take a look at this shirt, for instance. Now that is an aggressive shirt.  It makes me wish I was pregnant and Jewish.  But I say that about everything.  Jason Statham says, “Oi. Most cunts know, Oy don’ wear fock’n shir’s, now does Oy? But if a cunt was wearin one of dese shir’s, ovva cunts moight be woise ta steah cleah, now wouldn’ dey?”  (As part of the terms of this giveaway, Rob wasn’t interested in a plug from me, only one from The Stath).

In any case, here are the winning comments (honorable mentions after the jump):

(from PATRICK BATEMAN WAS BASED ON TOM CRUISE)
Pauly Dangerously says: “As we arrive at Espace I’m on the verge of tears as I’m certain there are gays there. But there isn’t; relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”  [+10 for proper use of meme -Ed.]

(from SOUTH AFRICAN GUY CAMPAIGNS FOR ROLE OF TARZAN)
Oski says:
Crocodile Dundee: “Thaht’s noht ah knife, this is ah knife.”
DEWET: “NO, THIS IS A KNIFE! IT’S NOT SHARP, BUT IT LOOKS AWESOME AND CAN LEARN TO BE SHARP!”

Well done, guys.  Send me your addresses and collect your prize.

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