Megan Fox, who has that combination of fantastic tits and a pulse that I just love in a woman, recently discussed her "role" in Transformers 2 to MTV.
“As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts. …Shia and I make out a little bit; I don’t know if anyone wants to see that.”
You’re right, honey, our love for you is such that it pains us to see you consort with other men. But I’m sure we’d be willing to overlook our jealousy for, say, the chance to see you get plowed from behind, or perhaps have your face urinated on by a team of dwarves. Hehe, but don’t let me put ideas into your head…
As for Michael Bay’s main directorial input to his lead actress, Megan had this to say: “His main note to me is just to look hot; so I try my best.”
Bay added, "Hey hold on, I’ve got some more directorial input. Let me check… yep, it’s in my pants."
After the jump I’ve got the teaser trailer for Eagle Eye, which premiered last night before Indy. The thrilling thrill-a-minute thriller stars Shia Lebeouf, Billy Bob Thornton, Michelle Monaghan, and Rosario Dawson, and comes from director DJ Caruso.
Caruso previously directed Disturbia, which I never saw, and Salton Sea, which was awesome. It had Vincent D’Onofrio wearing a pig nose while reenacting the Kennedy assassination using pigeons and a bb gun. That’s way more creative than I was as a kid. Mostly I just rubbed my G.I. Joes together and made sounds like they were having sex. I knew they were both boys, but I had no choice because it’s not like I had Barbies lying around. What do I look like, some kind of fag?
Also starring Shia Lebeouf, "No!"
WATCH THE TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP
The official version of the new trailer for Indiana Jones and the Stuff That Seemed Awesome in the 80s is out.
Check it out after the jump, and be sure to listen closely around the 1:36 mark if you want a taste of what Rough LeBeouf’s accent’s going to sound like for probably the whole movie. “So wuzzee gonna do now? Dis guy’s got a friggin’ rawket loncha? Marone, loogada stugats on dis prick! Heeeyoooeeeyyooeeeeyy. *grabs crotch* Heeeeyyyooyeeeyeeeeooooyyyeeeoooeeeyoooo.
EW is reporting that Superbad star Jonah Hill is in negotiations to star opposite Rough LeBeouf in Transformers part Deouche.
EW cites a source saying Hill will be comic relief as LeBeouf’s college roommate. Of course, this could all be part of Michael Bay’s alleged counter-intelligence effort.
Reached for comment on the Hill story, Bay quipped, “Yes, it would appear we’re close to signing Jonah. But then, sometimes there’s… more than meets the eye.” At which point he giggled so hard a Cheerio shot out his nose.
Honestly, Bay trying to confuse people about the plot of Transformers is like my grandma giving me false hints about where she’s hiding the Easter eggs this year. We’re 33 now grandma, unless they’re in an omelette no one gives a shit.
Today I’ve got an early look at the new Indiana Jones Needs Help Zipping His Fly Again trailer, shot on glorious butt cam. It’s a little better quality than the Dark Knight trailer from yesterday. Some things we learn from it:
Surprise, the crystal skull will be guarded by zombies! Also, the costume designer still seems determined to make Shia LeBeouf look like a gay dominatrix. The only thing I can think of is that there must be a scene in the movie in which an ancient riddle is solved or a booby trap avoided through knowledge of show tunes. Or perhaps he’s the only one who can hold the crystal skull on account of his jazz hands.
