Back in 2004, Marlon, Shawn, and Keenan Ivory Wayans made cinematic abortion White Chicks on a budget of $37 million ($30 million of which was spent on fart noise and record scratch sounders, I would assume).  The movie grossed $113 million worldwide (seriously, Earth?).  The Hollywood Reporter, uh, reports:

The Wayans Brothers and Sony are developing a sequel to the 2004 comedy “White Chicks,” which will see Marlon and Shawn Wayans reprise their roles as sibling FBI agents posing as a pair of white ladies.

Keenen Ivory Wayans is on board to direct the sequel, which all three Wayans are writing. The logline for the new entry is being kept under wraps.

Yeah, better to keep that log line under wraps.  You wouldn’t want to blow anyone’s mind with the wit and grace of what is surely to be the most original, deep, crap-your-pancreas-in-awe plot of all time.  Here’s a log line for you: “Guestblogger drops a duece on Hollywood actor’s front porch.  Duece becomes sentient and writes a script funnier than White Chicks.”

~ robopanda

I haven’t covered Dance Flick that much, which is a shame because it opens today.  Here’s a new clip.  It should be a really good movie because it comes from Shawn and Marlon Wayans, and they’re the guys who launched  Seltzer-Friedberg and made White Chicks.  Their latest stars Shoshanna Bush, which is a funny name, because “Shoshanna” is the sound I imagine a bush making.  So that’s all the word-association humor I’ve got for now.  I honestly expected this to be a lot worse.

MTV just debuted this new poster (full size) for Dance Flick, in which the Wayans brothers have done the obvious and made a spoof of Savin the Rec Center movies.  Sadly, Dance Flick isn’t nearly as good a title as Step Brothers, which was what I called Stomp the Yard.

“Basically, it’s ‘Step Up 2′ on the streets, and our Tracy Transfat character, who’s kinda like the big chubby girl from ‘Hairspray,’ got tossed into the air and lands on the car from ‘How She Move’ and blows the windows out, and so that’s the ending of the big ‘Step Up 2′ dance scene,” Shawn Wayans said.

While the style of the film will be similar in parts to the Wayans Brothers’ other spoofs, the name behind the camera won’t be. Well, not entirely.

Stepping into the spotlight is Damien Wayans — nephew to Shawn, Marlon, Keenen, et al — and a first-time director.

The brothers Wayans say Damien is every bit as funny as Damon Wayans, plus he has strong bones from drinking… Malk?