I first brought you news of Sharks in Venice nearly a year ago, and I’d be remiss if I didn’t follow up to inform that you can now own it on DVD and Blu-Ray and possibly laser disc, the format of kings. As you can see from the trailer, this movie has literally everything: sharks, treasure, Stephen Baldwin, sharks, machine guns, boats, Italians, sharks, motorcyles, chainsaws, sharks, and sharks. And might I add, critical acclaim?
[From an Amazon user review] Ah, Venice. The gem of Europe with it’s swimming pool colored water, incompetent police force, and English-speaking citizenry who occasionally string together a many as two or even three simple Italian words together just so you know you’re in Italy. And how could one forget the roaring man-eating great white sharks patrolling the surface in broad daylight that nobody ever sees and ignores even when they tear through a gondola or two and then spend two minutes chomping at minuscule floating bits of bait while one wonders where the rest of the person they are supposedly eating is? Either way, the populace simply report these people as missing and the police do their best to assure everybody that it was just a boating accident even when there is no evidence of a boating accident aside from the occasional gnawed torso floating around. Because they wouldn’t want tourism to go down, see? Personally, I’d go to Venice right the hell now if there was a chance I’d see a great white shark eat a dude. Now what’s REALLY scary is all of those boating accidents.
And if you act now, you can buy Sharks in Venice bundled with Yeti and Warbirds for just $35.97. How awesome would that be?? You’re right, Stephen Baldwin, there is a Santa Claus.
