R.I.P., Billy Mays, may they clean your casket with Oxi-Clean in order to reuse it (seems like a waste otherwise).  Anyway, the Billy Mays dubs are old, but I love them, and this one’s probably my favorite.

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[Thanks to Geoff for the video]