The winner of last year’s AVN Award for “Clever Title” was “Beggin for a Peggin,” a romantic tale of ladies taking their male co-stars from behind with strap-ons. (Did you know that’s what “pegging” meant? I did.) I personally thought “I Want You to Make My Mouth Pregnant” was robbed, but when it comes to the clever title award, really, everyone’s a winner. This year’s list of nominees, as you can see above, includes:

Clever Title of the Year
Asphyxia Heels the World, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Brooklyn Egg Cream on the Roxxx, Seymore Butts/Pure Play
Chocolate Covered Crackers, Black Magic Pictures
Chocolate Yam Yams, Black Storm/Monarchy/Vantage
Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?, Vouyer Media
Look Mom, My First Black Penis, Mike Hunt/Juicy
My Wife Caught Me Assf*cking Her Mother, Devil’s Film
Nice Shoes, Wanna F*ck?, Electric/Hustler
Occupy My Ass, Bobbi Starr/Evil Angel
She Plays a Mean Rusty Trombone!, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Show Me Your Sh*thole, B. Pumper/Freaky Empire
Somebody Shave Me, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
The Spit and the Speculum, Mike Adriano/Evil Angel
Subtle Fragrance of Her Private Parts, Swank/Pure Play
We Vow to Bang Black Beotches, Kelly Madison/Juicy

Now, if I was being a homer, I’d be rooting for “Brooklyn Egg Cream on the Roxxx,” which was actually first announced on FilmDrunk’s very own podcast by Seymore Butts, one of our favorite guests (these are the kinds of announcements you get to break when you name your show after a sex act). But if I’m honest, I think I’m a little more partial to “The Spit and the Speculum” (cos it’s literary, like), or “Show Me Your Sh*thole,” which finds beauty in blunt directness, a la Hemingway. (Not to mention, it stars the guy who once wrote a rap song about making Laurence Fishburne’s daughter queef).

However, neither would be declared a winner that day. Instead, the honor went to…

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This week on the Frotcast, Seymore Butts (née Adam Glasser) joins us again for Ask a Porn Dude. He provides more insight into the wonderful world of adult entertainment, discussing the mandatory condom law passed in LA, the future of porn, and his worst location among other things. Laremy Legel from Film.com also joins us to talk aboutWrath of the Titans and Hunger Games.

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We had adult film legend and “Godfather of Gonzo” Adam Glasser (aka Seymore Butts) on the Frotcast back in February, and it quickly became our most-listened episode. Mr. Glasser answered even our most idiotic questions, regaling us with stories about newbie porn stars drinking their enemas and explaining why people are always spitting in butts (“well what else are you gonna do with a gaping butt?”).

Believe it or not, we still didn’t get to ask everything we wanted to, so we’re having him back on tonight to answer EVEN MORE OF OUR DUMB QUESTIONS! YAY! So how about it, FilmDrunkards and Frotthusiasts? Anything on your mind that we failed to cover the first time around? Ask away in the comments.

I’ll attach Seymore’s bio below just in case you aren’t familiar with porno– HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you see that? I almost typed that with a straight face.

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This week on the Frotcast, we hold our first ever Ask a Porn Guy segment with adult film actor/ producer/ multi-hyphenate Seymore Butts (née Adam Glasser). Lindy West returns to discuss how Penn Jillette

• 00:02:50 – A listener (or brilliant actor) calls in confused by the Dov Charney bit from last week, SNL‘s Downton Abbey skit gets played, and Vince has a story. The guys talk about Megadeth’s lead singer Dave Mustaine supporting Rick Santorum.
• 00:18:44 – Adam aka Seymore joins the Frotcast. He talks about some of his favorite titles, his Showtime series Family Business, how he got into the industry, watching himself on screen, dealing with smelly ones, and answers the age-old question about spitting in gaping butts. He also takes time to answer listeners’ questions such as the most disgusting thing he’s seen on set, and ginger pornstars. Mr. Butts talks Vince into getting a scrotum tuck.
• 0054:10 – Vince recaps the Valentine’s Day showcase at Milk Bar, Brendan wants to know what’s going on with Vince’s hair, and a listener calls in with a creepy, slightly depressing message for Lindy. Fake Bret pops up to talk about his favorite endangered squirrels, his favorite ways to lure them, and SquirrelFest.
• 01:03:28 – Lindy West returns to talk about LA, Adam Brody, her internet feud with jazzy bassist/magician Penn Jillette (he was framed), and the guys try to clear up The Lion King for her. In the newest chapter of Lindy Explains the Plot Lindy takes on Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

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