MORNING LINKS WITH SEXMAN
02.18.10We haven’t heard from Sexman for a while, but here he reviews Legion, which is apparently about an angel who comes down from Heaven to protect a new savior, double Jesus, from an angry God. Something like that. I dunno, but Sexman says even he thinks zombie movies are stupid. So there.
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- *Sad trombone* Turns out JWWOWWW isn’t Italian and says neither is Snooki. Whose last name is Polizzi, so I’m not sure how that works. But I think I speak for all Italian-Americans when I say “Ehhh!” (*points to crotch*) |WarmingGlow|
- This British inventor scaled a 100-foot wall with his Spider-Man suit. Meanwhile, the inventor of the Snuggie called him a fag when he drove by in his Bentley. |GammaSquad|
- If you haven’t seen the epic beard guy video from yesterday, you’re like a week behind. |WithLeather|
- Snooki wants to trademark her nickname, then stuff it in her fat, orange face. |Fark|
- The world’s biggest subwoofer is sadly too big to fit in your car, even if you’re a wigger in a Suburban. |UnrealityMag|
- Wish your iPhone could make you feel like even more of a yuppie? Get this new Oscars iPhone app. |InsideMovies|
- This video is great if you like stop motion and drawing. |CollegeHumor|
- Give your girlfriend the perfect gift, a ham necklace. |Atom|
- A feature on fancy, unaffordable rides. Or as I call them, cars. |G4|
- The 10 worst Oscar Best Pictures of all time. No Slumdog Millionaire on this list? Kiss my ass. |ScreenJunkies|
- 25 animals in glasses. They may not help them see better, but it makes me want to cuddle them more. |HolyTaco|
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