Sexman reviews The Surrogates - “overall just crappy.” It’s sad to see Sexman going through puberty, but he’s clearly retained his narrative voice: “You basically design how you want the world to see you. So some nerdy white guy could design himself to be some tall black guy. Who is maybe buff or whatever. So you don’t really know who’s who. And that’s kind of sh-tty, but anyway…”
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Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence |WarmingGlow|
There’s a Twilight sex toy. It sparkles. Buy one to display on your sanitary pad shelves (safe for work) |Cinematical|
The 5 Worst Sports Excuses. Wait, I don’t see, “She told me she was 19″ anywhere on here. |OpenSports|
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New Sexman video: “I Don’t Know What the Hell Boba Fett Is.” |Heeb|
John Hughes tribute: a video retrospective of boobs (NSFW) |Buzzfeed|
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Phew, I had to post this quick before 20 more people emailed it to me. Anyway, apparently 50 Cent caught the video of Sexman (FilmDrunk’s official movie reviewer) calling him a media whore from a few months back, and instead of shooting him a bunch of times like he normally would, he flew him out to New York to make this internet video. It’s… about as awkward as you might imagine. I’m happy for Sexman getting to meet the famous people he talks about on the Internet. That never happens to me. The closest brush with fame I’ve had since I started this site was the time they shot an episode of Law and Order in my aparment. That’s right, my apartment played PEDOPHILE’S APARTMENT on Law and Order, and I swear to God that’s true and not just me trying to make a cute joke, though now I sort of wish it was.
(Note: I know it’s more subtle than usual, but I was hoping you’d read this headline sexually.)
I realize posting videos is pretty lazy of me, but Zach Galifianakis’ interview with Brad Cooper for The Hangover is both funny and movie related, so suck it. It’s got a cameo by Carrot Top and this line:
“You’re on the cover of Details Magazine. Which is a really good magazine… if you’ve run out of cologne.”
There, I pointed out a funny part for you. Jeez this is hard work. Oh, and elsewhere in not-really-news videos, Sexman reviewed Terminator Salvation. He liked it. He also seems to be growing a mustache. Isn’t he like 14? So not fair. Though he is Canadian, meaning his career options are pretty much limited to lumberjack or moose rancher, so it figures he’d want to get a head start on facial hair.
