THE STRANGERS NEED TO JUST MELLOW OUT

05.19.08 Written by Vince Mancini

BDTV has some new clips from The Strangers, which was written and directed by masterful gaffer Bryan Bertino.  I just can’t suspend my disbelief of this movie.  I grew up with a cornfield in my backyard and I have no desire to put on a dollar store mask and hunt down city folk for He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

If people around here actually saw Liv Tyler’s character, their real reaction would be more like this:  "I have a plaid shirt just like that at home.  Wait, your name is Liv?  Well, that’s different.  Hey, your husband sure is a looker.  Good on ya.  Why yes, as a matter of fact, I do know where you can score some weed.  Just drive over to the Kum N Go when the night shift cashier is there.  The code phrase is Uff da."

I put two of these clips [courtesy of crackle] after the jump.  Roll that beautiful bean footage.  – RoboPanda

 


 


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THE STRANGERS WILL REAR END YOU

05.16.08 Written by Vince Mancini

After the jump is an exclusive clip from The Strangers.

This was written and directed by Bryan Bertino, who you may remember as the dude who played "Smoking Guy" in Xtracurricular and "Soldier" in Waiting for Trains.  He was also the gaffer on Xtracurricular.  Is there anything this guy can’t do?  Besides make a movie I would want to see?

In the clip, The Strangers ram Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman’s car.  Why?  They were home. 

The premise of this movie, like so many horror movies, is that a bunch of rural people attack city folk for no reason other than because that’s how us rural folk do our thang.  And we wear masks we can’t see out of when we commit crimes.  It’s hard out here for a pimp. – RoboPanda

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