[via D.Faraci]
I’ve always said that press junkets for movies should be more like monster truck rallies – SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! WATCH FIRE-BREATHING TRUCKASAURUS TEAR OFF JESSICA CHASTAIN’S CHROME-TITTED BIKINI! PLUS, CANDLEBOX – and it seems the folks in charge of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s The Last Stand and I think alike. Because today at Melody Ranch Studios outside Valencia- er, Santa Clarita, all the LA-based movie bloggers and critics got invited out to watch Arnold Schwarzenegger drive a tank over a car, crushing it like so much Brazilian poontang. I wasn’t able to attend personally, because I’m up here in San Francisco getting my bike seat stolen by crackheads outside Zero Dark Thirty screenings, but luckily I can still see the pictures thanks to this thing called the internet. It’s a wonderful time to be alive.
This means the movie is going to be really good, right?
