This is the trailer for Uniform Survigirl I/II (no, I don’t know what’s up with that translation either), and while it’s not in English and doesn’t have subtitles, it does contain virtually everything that makes Japanese movies great:

* Obsession with girls in schoolgirl uniforms
* Gratuitous violence
* Chainsaw fighting
* Everyday objects used as ninja stars
* Blood spray
* Beheadings
* Rotting corpse demons [Little known fact: the red dot on the Japanese flag actually symbolizes rotting corpse demons]
* Samurai swords
* Plant rape

Pretty good, but needs more tigers.  And lactating.  Maybe a lactating tiger.  With a samurai sword. No, a chainsaw.  …You see?  This is the kind of thinking these poor bastards are forced to do in order to outdo each other.

[via QuietEarth - thanks to Robopanda for the tip]