It’s a photoshop, but I don’t care. |Reddit|

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A Historian’s Take On Lincoln |Film Drunk|

UPROXX’s 10 Best Albums Of 2012 |UPROXX|

Aaaaaaaand We’ve Found The Most Insane Christmas Commercial Of The Year |Warming Glow|

Amazingly, Lenny Kravitz’s scarf is NOT Photoshopped. |UpscaleHype|

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Super Secret Cover Spoiler: Kate Upton Is Hot |With Leather|

Before Hollywood Ruins Them: 16 Sci-Fi and Supernatural Scripts On The 2012 Black List
|Gamma Squad|

11 Beastie Boys Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

Well Done, Packers Fan |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Celebrity sideboob. Need I say more? |theChive|

30 Things We Learned About Kate Upton In 2012 |Buzzfeed|

James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Keeps Failing At Life Because She Gets Book Deals. Why Not?
|The Superficial|

5 Model Train Sets That Won’t Fit Under the Christmas Tree |Mental Floss|

Megan Fox Is Back To Saying Stupid Things |IDLYITW|

The ‘So You Want To Watch A Holiday Movie’ Flowchart |HuffPost Comedy|

It’s A Very ‘Walking Dead’ Christmas |Screen Junkies|

Quiz: Guess The Real Lifetime Christmas Movies |College Humor|

Weird Goats Compilation |Clip Nation|

Five Most Audience-Loathed Characters of Recent Cinema |Unreality|

Ranking The 20 Best Holiday “SNL” Sketches |Pajiba|

Watch This Pug Hop Up the Stairs on All Fours Like a Wind-up Toy |Hypervocal|

22 Images That Seem To Defy Physics |Smosh|

It’s been a good year for amputation on TV |Fark|

The 30 Most Viral Letters and Notes of 2012 |Brobible|

Home Alone (With A Vengeance) |High Definite|

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Oh, Alexander ScårfGod, you’re my favorite actor. Leave it to Meekus to remind us that models help people, Derek! They make them feel good about themselves. They also show them how to dress cool, and wear their scarves in interesting ways.

Seriously though, I didn’t even know you could tie a scarf that way.

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This is a real thing being sold on Etsy by someone with the username “cubist literature.” |Regretsy|

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• Why are teenagers doing it less? |Uproxx|
• What can’t Anne Hathaway do? |Uproxx|
• Charlie Sheen officially fired. If this kills Two and a Half Men, it could be the best PR move ever. |WarmingGlow|
• Google Test Drives Self-Driving Cars, Drunk Uncle Is Thankful (Video). |GammaSquad|
• Mark Cuban and Charlie Sheen joining forces? |WithLeather|
• Whatever the hell is going on here is pretty disturbing. |TheDailyWhat|
• Huge brawl at a Taco Bell.  Probably over the beef content of the tacos. |BostonBarstoolSports|
• Old people rapping Sir Mixalot. |GorillaMask|
• Five alternatives to walking. |HolyTaco|
• Five actors besides Sheen who pissed away a hit TV show. |ScreenJunkies|
• What a Funky Lady: The Top Five Actors Who Have Morphed Into Middle-Aged Women. |Pajiba|
• LIKE A BOSS. Dog slippers via
• Top 10 Scariest Gary Busey Pictures From The Past 4 Years. |Buzzfeed|
• Charlie Sheen says hes gonna cut kids throats |WWTDD|
• Dude Saves Old Man By Catching Flying Bat with a Beer in His Hand |BroBible|
• Girls on Film: Ten Women Who’ve Made Cinematic History |Moviefone|

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Here’s Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law at the London premiere of Sherlock Holmes.   It’s a good visual illustration of why people love Robert Downey Jr. and hate Jude Law.  Dude, is that a silk polka dot scarf knotted around your neck?  David Carradine just got a boner in his grave.

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Here’s a homemade music video of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin,” starring Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat (aka Maeby Funke from Arrested Development), and uh, some fat guy.  Apparently it’s dedicated to Page’s mother Martha (??), and if nothing else proves the stars’ ability to annoyingly sing a half step behind the beat of the song. Anyway, I’m not sure what the point of this was.  Maybe it was to see whether they could finally play out “Don’t Stop Believin,” which has been able to maintain semi-ironic popularity for an absurdly long time now.  And speaking of semi-ironic, Ellen Page is rocking both a Che hat AND a keffiyah scarf, which is like +20 hipster points. I’ve heard if you get 25 you can redeem them for getting knocked off your long skateboard. 

I got through two minutes.  See how far you can get!

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