"Behold, my greatest creation, the Disheveling Ray, capable of turning a normal man into-- OH GOD NO I'VE SHOT MYSELF!"

After the jump, I’ve got a new clip from The Avengers, featuring ScarJo and Ruff Daddy talking about Gamma Rays (your favorite!). The Avengers is already out in most foreign territories, where it’s racking up rave reviews (96% on RottenTomatoes so far), and sparking talk of even-bigger-than-expected box office. But in this clip, Scarlett Johansson gives a performance that could generously be described as… “understated.”  Though she certainly enunciates well. I AM ROBO-SCARJO. GAMMA RAYS ARE BAD MEEP MORP.
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Marvel just released a new short clip from The Avengers, which opens April 26th in the UK and May 4th here in North ‘Murka. I put it after the jump in case you’re trying to avoid all spoilers until it comes out. In the clip, director Joss Whedon shows that the best way to make a 120-pound girl beating up four guys while tied to a chair seem believable isn’t making her seem tougher, it’s distracting us the whole time wondering whether one of her boobs might pop out. A wise strategy, as it turns out. (*taps finger to temple, cups hands in front of chest*)

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As we’ve discussed plenty in recent years, Michael Bay is a man of extravagant taste. The Academy Award-watching director and producer has a legendary fondness for making things go KA-BLAMMY as the hot action star of the moment rolls on the ground in slow motion while wearing an open button-down shirt, before he pops up to shoot a bad guy in between the eyes and rescue the smoking hot model-actress that very few people have ever heard of. Or something like that.

The latest super duper smoking hottie hot hot hot lady joining Bay’s stable is Israeli supermodel Bar Paly, who will star alongside Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Mark Wahlberg in Bay’s “passion project” Pain and Gain. The film is about two bodybuilders who get caught up in some serious crime stuff, but the whole time you’re going to sit there thinking, “Dude, what’s up with the hottie, bro?”

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Quick, nerd, hit this inhaler, The Avengers has a new trailer. From Marvel, the newest trailer for The Avengers (which, incidentally, is now called “Marvel Avengers Assemble” in the UK to avoid confusion with the 60s TV series – haha, suck it, England) begins with Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury saying somberly, “War has started. And we are hopelessly outgunned.” And that’s where The Avengers come in. The implication being, the world needs a miracle! QUICK, BRING IN THE BOW AND ARROW GUY AND THE CHICK WITH THE BIG TITS WHO KNOWS JIU-JITSU!

I’m just kidding, you guys. You know I’ll watch anything that involves rocket hands.

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