God help me, I can’t stop staring at this gif.

MORNING LINKS
Patton Oswalt discusses his shirtless table read with Matthew McConaughey |Film Drunk|

The existential buffoonery of not being a Lax Bro |Frotcast|

UPROXX 20: Anthony Bourdain Loves ‘Archer’ And @DadBoner |UPROXX|

The fourth meal has never been the same since the baja sauce disappeared. [via imgur.com]

VIDEO: ‘The League’s’ Katie Aselton Was Miss Teen Maine In 1995 |Warming Glow|

Mind F*ck: The 2012 Tampa Bay Rays jersey shows up in 1995′s Clueless. |WithLeather|

10 Diddy Songs That Don’t Suck |Smoking Section|

The Best Moments From Week 11 Sunday |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Let’s kick the holiday season off with a healthy serving fo FLBP |theChive|

25 Years Of Cellphones In A Single Image |Buzzfeed|

Red Panda Surprise |Clip Nation|

19 Sports Injuries Weirder Than Hurting Your Knee While Bowling |Mental Floss|

Christina Aguilera Should Have Jogged To The AMAs |IDLYITW|

An old clip of Louis C.K. on Conan talking opiate suppositories |Holy Taco|

The Hilarious Jeremy Renner Shirtless Sketch That Didn’t Make the “SNL” Cut |Pajiba|

The SO Undercover Poster Is SO Perfect |Videogum|

When Marvel Girls Become Bond Girls |Unreality|

The 2012 American Music Awards |The Superficial|

‘Key & Peele’ Takes on the Racism of the Power Rangers |Brobible|

Gotham High |High Definite|

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Look folks, it’s obvious there’s not a lot going on today, movie news-wise.  I could tell you how much Atonement sucked or try to figure out which cities There Will Be Blood is opening in, but I think I’m just gonna post this picture from Strange Wilderness and call it a day.

After Sasquatch hilariously played drums for Tenacious D and starred in a series of fairly humorous “messin’ with Sasquatch” commercials, he developed a coke addiction, went through a messy divorce and feuded with the IRS.  Culminating in him finally hitting rock bottom and agreeing to do a movie with Steve Zahn (who most people say isn’t even real).  So sad, so sad.

If you’re desperate for some more content, check out the excerpts from Can’t You Get Along With Anyone I posted last week.  They’re a lot more interesting than anything that happened today.