Christ, can’t this election be over yet? Still, one must admit politics have given us some fun things, namely this hastily produced porno, Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, from Hustler. I’m not sure why they chose to misspell Sarah Palin’s name in the title. It doesn’t seem like it’d be a legal issue since Comedy Central did those crappy shows about Bush without changing anything. Maybe “Paylin” is her rap name.
Thanks to socialism-hating Republican Burnsy for the tip.
So Sarah Palin was on SNL last night (video after the jump), and instead of putting her in a sketch opposite Tina Fey (which might have been, you know, painfully awkward) they just had her sit there and dance around and raise the roof and do stuff white people think black people do while Amy Poehler did a rap about her. I think I speak for everyone when I say that I’d rather watch my grandmothers go ass to ass than watch that again.
Jesus people, did you learn nothing from “MC Rove”? If you’re a Caucasian public figure, and you’re ever tempted to break dance or rap or c-walk or ghost ride the whip or superman that ho in an attempt to ingratiate yourself to the nation’s youth, please, just kill yourself.
Without identifying their sources, CNN today confirmed rumors that Sarah Palin will make an appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s still unknown whether Tina Fey will also appear.
“I love her, she’s a hoot and she’s so talented,” Palin said, according to the AP. “It would be fun to meet her, imitate her and keep on giving her new material.”
God, this is a horrible idea. Tina Fey hates Sarah Palin, and as dumb as Sarah Palin is, I’m pretty sure the feeling is mutual. And she’s too dumb for self parody. They’re gonna be like two bitches who hate each other’s guts pretending to be civil when they cross paths at the sorority formal punch bowl. “Oh my god, I love your dress!” they’ll say, and do the ass out, cheek-to-cheek hug, then as soon as one turns her back the other’s sticking her finger down her and throat making puking noises. Trust me, I know their type. Now don’t be shy, ladies, have some more punch. **wink wink, gun fingaz**
A few different news gossip outlets today are reporting rumors that Sarah Palin might appear on Saturday Night Live.
Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the “SNL” routines on the campaign trail — as when she scribbled “I’m not Tina Fey” on a supporter’s cell phone [Editor's note: I have no idea what that means] and said she’d dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others — including the governor herself — think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what’s needed.
I’m hearing some sort of Palin tweak of Fey’s American Express commercials is in the works.
While next weekend’s ”Saturday Night Live” will be a rerun, it is possible Palin could appear Thursday on the first of NBC’s ”Weekend Update” specials in prime time. [Chicago Sun-Times]
On one hand, it’s always awkward as hell when a politician shows up to pretend they like SNL’s impression of them, especially when it’s clearly motivated by dislike. On the other, the writer calling it a “Palin tweak of Fey” makes it sound pretty sexy. It’s almost as if he purposely used nipular language to get us all a titter. EEEP!!
This weekend Saturday Night Live proved what I’ve always known – just because it’s an easy joke doesn’t mean it’s not funny. Anyway, I just thought I’d post this because I rip on SNL a lot, but I like Jason Sudekis, and I want to have sex with Tina Fey pretending to be Sarah Palin. Oh, and to clarify, Queen Latifah wasn’t hosting, Anne Hathaway was, they just needed Queen Latifah to guest star as Gwen Ifill because Queen Latifah is the only black woman in show business.
I’ve also attached “Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals aka Marky Mark and the Donkey Bunch” after the jump, because it’s GD amazing. Funniest SNL sketch in years, if you ask me. (Please? Someone ask me something? I have so many opinions to share!) Read the rest of this entry »
