Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Beat Sacha Baron Cohen With Crowbars For ‘Anchorman 2′

Written by Ashley Burns / 05.08.13

One of the biggest complaints of the religiously loyal fans (*points to self*) of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is that a sequel would have impossibly large alligator-skin shoes to fill. But that didn’t stop Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and the rest of the News Team from suiting up and accepting their invitations to the pants party for Anchorman: The Legend Continues.

So what do you do when you have bigger shoes to fill? You add bigger feet. In this case, those feet belong to longtime Ferrell friends Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and his Talladega Nights co-star Sacha Baron Cohen. A picture made the rounds earlier this week suggesting that Fey and Poehler might be involved, because there were two women, one with brown hair and the other blonde, filming a scene in Atlanta, but now new images from the set have surfaced and there they are – beating Cohen with crowbars.

Fey, Poehler and Cohen join Anchorman newcomers Harrison Ford, Nicole Kidman, James Marsden, Greg Kinnear, Kristen Wiig and (supposedly) John C. Reilly.

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Polish all the Oscars! Les Miserables is here!

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.08.12

The trailer for Les Miserables is here, from The King’s Speech director Tom Hooper, and as you can see, it is going to win ALL OF THE OSCARS! Don’t believe me? This is only a partial list of the things you can expect to see in Les Miserables:

  • POVERTY!
  • SINGING!
  • FRENCH!
  • WHITE PEOPLE HAVING AFFAIRS!
  • HATS!
  • CRYING ANNE HATHAWAY!
  • FAMOUS ACTORS LOOKING FILTHY!
  • FINGERLESS GLOVES!
  • A PRECOCIOUS CHILD!
  • HELENA BONHAM CARTER LOOKING HOMELESS!

Sorry, other movies, Les Miserables is winning all of your awards. Somewhere, Ben Affleck is sadly putting his beard on a shelf saying to himself, “Next time, old friend. Next time.”

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Sacha Baron Cohen set to play a famous Chinese lesbian

Written by Vince Mancini / 10.05.12

I was one of the few people who found Sacha Cohen genuinely subversive and brilliant and not obnoxious, so when I saw The Dictator, I was disappointed that it was mostly hokey jokes about coconut water. I don’t know if I blame Cohen so much as the system of studio comedy, where they test every joke into a living death. Anyway, his next project could either be a return to form or more of the same. But it’s called “The Lesbian,” so there’s that.

Paramount is reteaming with The Dictator star Sacha Baron Cohen on The Lesbian, based on the story of the Hong Kong billionaire who offered $65 million to any man who could marry his homosexual daughter. Cohen and his Four By Two Films banner are producing what could serve as a starring vehicle for the actor. No writer is on board at this stage.

They don’t specify which role Cohen might play, but obviously, I’m hoping he’ll be the titular lesbian. Ha, I’ve always wanted to type “titular lesbian.” Whoa dude, is that hottie a lesbian? Titular!

Last week, Hong Kong real estate tycoon Cecil Chao made international news when he offered $65 million to any man that could pry his daughter from her female lover and marry her. [THR]

The problem with this story is that it already sounds like a hacky sitcom premise. Boy and girl start falling in love, girl finds out boy only started dating her on a bet and gets angry, they break up, but he wins her back by running through the airport for some reason. Somewhere, a Blackberry gets broken. It’s a story as old as time. But as any simple internet search will tell you, the public’s appetite for Asian lesbians is nigh insatiable.

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Review: The Dictator

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.16.12

Kinda-Sorta Funny in a Who-Caresy Sort of Way

Patton Oswalt used to have a bit about going to open mics when he was a younger comedian, saying there were essentially three types of performers you’d see there: people who had a voice and potential, people who were funny-but-who-cares, and lunatics. Sacha Cohen always used to seem like an intriguing 50-50 combo of potential genius and complete lunatic, and that makes it all the more disappointing to see him in The Dictator, the ultimate “funny, but who cares” movie. He even reuses some of his old jokes, like the one about how a woman in politics is like a monkey flying a plane. (Here, it’s a woman in education is like a monkey on roller skates).

I liked that joke a lot when it was in Borat, but you know a joke’s not specific when it can be used for two different characters. The Dictator is just the broadest of broad comedy. It’s like a 90-minute MTV Movie Awards sketch. Its one saving grace is that it spends the first bit so drastically lowering your expectations that you eventually accept the hammy inconsistency enough that by the end you can just chuckle along with the jokes that are so-so (and if you’ve read my writing on this website, you know I have no problem with a so-so joke). I did enjoy the shot from inside Kathryn Hahn’s vagina. That was a highlight.

It’s hard to compare documentary-style comedies like Borat or Bruno to the fully-scripted Dictator, because with the former, the plot can be the most basic, predictable framework, and that’s okay, because with people who aren’t in on the joke always standing around, there’s always the possibility of something unexpected happening. That element doesn’t exist in The Dictator, but even if we’re comparing apples to apples, the fully-staged, “running of the Jew” scene in Borat is 100 times funnier than anything in The Dictator. That was creative, wildly politically incorrect, and above all, specific. Making fun of a Muslim strongman isn’t even politically incorrect. In fact it’s probably the most politically correct. The Dictator just couches all its jokes in vulgarity to make it seem politically incorrect. It’s kind of like shitty fake punk, where you scratch your pick across the strings and grimace even though the song’s about holding hands with girls at the Dairy Queen. Jokes in The Dictator, like Admiral Aladeen saying he wants to get home so he can watch “The Real Housewives of Ahmadinehulalabajad” just don’t have the same punch as throwing money at cockroaches in case the Jews are shapeshifters. I love poop/fart/vagina humor, but less so when it’s just a crutch to prop up lazy pop culture references. HAHA, FUNNY ACCENTS AND LINDSAY LOHAN! Honestly, how much different is that than Ashton Kutcher’s Pop Chips ad? Other than that Sacha Cohen is a talented comedian and Ashton Kutcher is a buffoon, and that beard-face is acceptable while brown-face isn’t, they’re actually pretty similar.

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Is it funny yet? The Dictator has a new red-band trailer

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.07.12

 

The Dictator opens next weekend, and Paramount just released a new red-band trailer which you can watch below. I’ve been saying over and over that Sacha Cohen is much funnier when he’s interacting with real people rather than actors like this, but this trailer does look a liiiittle funnier than the last couple. I’m not as taken as everyone else seems to be with the scene where he shoots people on the racetrack, but I absolutely love the taxi getting hit with a trash can and the little fat kid getting kicked into a product display at the convenient store. In fact I could watch two hours of fat kids getting kicked into stuff, easily. Anyway, I see this in a few days, so you’ll be able to read my in-depth breakdown of which jokes I liked and didn’t like in the next issue of Things You Probably Don’t Give a Shit About Weekly.

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