/Film found recently found some Russian posters for James Cameron’s Avatar on a Russian site that were quickly taken down. No word on why they got pulled, but this one was the most interesting, as it shows a close shot of the dragonfly-winged pterodactyl creatures that the cat people will ride around on when they fight the helicopters. Yes, I really just typed that. The head looks sort of like a painted turtle head with fingers sticking out the front, and trust me when I say you don’t ever want to do a Google image search for “turtle head with fingers sticking out”. Reached for comment, Homophobic Turtle said, “Painted turtles? Yeah, I know a couple of those guys. Totally queer.”
Wow, this post went off the rails pretty fast. Anyway, here’s a video comparison of the CGI in the teaser vs. the CGI in the full trailer, in case any of you nerdlingtons are interested.
Here’s the vaguely not safe for work (brief nudity) trailer for Russian film Zakrytye Prostranstva (Confined Spaces), directed by Igor Vorksla. According to russia-ic, this is the first emo film produced in Russia. Seriously? Can it be considered "emo" if you’re depressed about living in freakin’ Russia? Seems justified to me.
The trailer’s not subtitled, so Twitchfilm sent out a plea to their regulars to translate. Commenter Vladimir eloquently explains:
"It’s art-house movie about the guy with agoraphobia, who kidnapped pizza-girl and will release her after she would make 3 tasks."
I should totally sue. They completely ripped off the police report about that time I kidnapped the pizza guy and made him make with the three tasks, ifyouknowwhatimean. - RoboPanda
