Sorority Row looks about as good as a movie starring two reality show vets and a child of celebrities could possibly look, and now it has a poster. And I’ve been sitting here for the last 20 minutes trying to think of a joke that doesn’t involve Rumer Willis’ face being longer than Jamie Chung’s back, but I got nothing. Sorry, Jesus.
[via IMPA]
This is the trailer for Sorority Row, in which sorority girls play a prank by pretending their friend is dead, but then the prankee ends up actually killing her, and yadda yadda yadda, pretty much every horror movie ever. It stars Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, and Audrina Butterface Patridge. For those of you keeping score at home, that’s one child of famous people, one former Real-World castmember, and one vacuous moron from a fake reality show about people who stand around blinking. I just CAN’T UNDERSTAND how our ECONOMY could be FAILING when we live in such a UTOPIAN MERITOCRACY.
After the jump I’ve got the international trailer for The House Bunny, opening August 22nd.
The House Bunny stars Anna Faris alongside Colin Hanks and Rumer Willis. All it needs is Bryce Dallace Howard to completely lock up the ugly-kids-of-famous people demographic. It’s the second film from director Fred Wolf, whose first effort, Strange Wilderness, racked up an impressive 0.0% recommended rating on RottenTomatoes and grossed just $6.9 million dollars worldwide. Basically, if you went to all the theaters where this was playing and sold Chiclets, you would’ve made more than the movie did.
Still, I can’t help but think this has that cheesy and dumb but in a lovable way feel, a lá Legally Blonde or Clueless. I wouldn’t be surprised if it made a lot of money. But don’t listen to me, the drugs I’m on leave me incapable of surprise. How do I feel about living like this? Meh, it’s okay, I guess.
