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Truth, Justice, Beards: Man of Steel has a new trailer |Film Drunk|

Come see Vince, Matt Louv and others riff on horror films this Friday |Fresh Like Cadaver|

This needs to happen. [via RoboShark]

Each Season Of ‘Breaking Bad’ Opening Credits Redone In The Style Of ‘The Wire’ |UPROXX|

Watch Bill Hader And Fred Armisen Lose Their Sh*t In Hilarious Unaired ‘SNL’ Sketch |Warming Glow|

Marisa Miller Wants To Remind Us That She’s Still Pregnant And Naked |With Leather|

Nic Cage Is Every Hobbit Character, And We Couldn’t Be Happier About It |Gamma Squad|

10 DMX Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

Gruden Talk: Jon Discusses the Israel-Palestine Conflict with Salman Rushdie |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

This is Zoe’s story |theChive|

45 Most Important Lessons We Learned In 2012 |Buzzfeed|

Anne Hathaway Will Premiere A Movie Until Someone Sees Her Vagina |The Superficial|

12 Horrible Gobbledygook Words We Reluctantly Accepted |Mental Floss|

Ass on the Internet |Holy Taco|

Will Ferrell: Cover Model |HuffPost|

Hayden Panettiere Is Single |IDLYITW|

Seven planets humans might move to once we’ve finished wrecking this one |Fark|

Probably Not The Worst Thing “Burrito Surprise” Could Mean, Honestly |Videogum|

8 Positions for Sex at Your Parents’ Place |College Humor|

The 2012 “As Seen on TV” Gift Guide |Clip Nation|

Island in the Sun: 11 Movies About Islands|Pajiba|

5 Less Obvious Christmas Movies |Unreality|

The 10 Rising Stars and Breakout Pop Culture Bros of 2012 |Brobible|

Burrito Bomber: Drone-Delivered Burritos |High Definite|

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If you are in the SF area you check this out and other Wes Anderson tributes at Spoke Art. [via Pleated Jeans]

MORNING LINKS
Review: Cloud Atlas is a beautiful mixed bag of amazing and terrible |Film Drunk|

Frocast 124: Smashing Machine/Universal Soldier Director John Hyams |Frotcast|

Wait, Gwen Stefani Isn’t A Harlem Black Girl?, And Other Common Misheard Lyrics |UPROXX|

Here Is The First Clip From ‘The Eleventh Victim,’ Nancy Grace’s Lifetime Movie Starring Metta World Peace |Warming Glow|

Someone Stole Amy Weber’s Laptop So She’s Just Posting Naked Pictures Now |With Leather|

Three Animals That Are Probably Making Fun Of You Behind Your Back |Gamma Squad|

10 Under-The-Radar NBA Rookies |Smoking Section|

Thomas DeCoud As The Fresh Prince Plus Other NFL Player Halloween Costumes |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Girls who love to have fun are why the sky stays way the hell up there |theChive|

What Your Favorite TV Shows And Networks Say About Your Politics |Buzzfeed|

The 100 Most Amazing Reddit User Halloween Costumes of 2012 |Ranker|

15 Offbeat Holidays You Can Celebrate in November |Mental Floss|

Mr. Burns Endorses Mitt Romney |Clip Nation|

Internet Vigilantism Strikes In London |Daily What|

Chris Brown Dressed Up As A Terrorist For Halloween. No, Really. |The Superficial|

The 25 Funniest Campaign Ad Parodies Of 2012 |HuffPost Comedy|

Kelly Brook Says Good Morning |IDLYITW|

Worst. Top ten list. Ever. |Fark|

Frank’s Hair |Videogum|

10 Little-Seen Movies That Launched the Feature-Film Careers of Ten of
Today’s Best Actors |Pajiba|

Darth Vader Plans His Takeover Of The Magic Kingdom |Screen Junkies|

One Girl, Two Shakeweights |Brobible|

10 Reasons Star Wars Movies Are Already Practically Disney Movies |College Humor|

Slip N’ Slide Into Kiddie Pools |High Definite|

Everything I Know About Mario is a Lie |Unreality|

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In a bid to rid himself of depression, Owen Wilson has reportedly turned to Native American remedies, a lá Eli Cash in The Royal Tenenbaums.

The Wedding Crashers star was joined by brothers Andrew and Luke on the low-key trip to Arizona, where the Wilsons also checked out the new glass walkway, which allows tourists to look directly into the Grand Canyon. It was on the walkway that a Hualapai medicine man reportedly performed a cleansing ceremony for the troubled actor, waving sage over his head while dancing and chanting. [CB]

And they rode on in the friscolating dusk light…

Hmm, this sounds to me like a tabloid decided to make a story out of Owen Wilson being polite enough to stand there while some crazy hobo danced around.  It just goes to show you, you should never be nice to religious fanatics.  Like the time I was at the airport and pretended to trip so I could throw my nachos on a Hare Krishna.  Good luck with those cheese stains, Sunbeam.