In Role Models, Paul Rudd and Sean Stiffler Scott play a couple of average douchingtons who get themselves into hot water when they crash their energy promo truck into a school or some shit. And since this is a movie, they get sentenced to 3 years hard child-mentoring. What a great punishment. I think I know some molesters we could rehabilitate by forcing them into the big brothers program. Either that or they could join that other big brothers program, the one from the Maury show where they get a giant black guy to come yell at you until you stop acting wrong, or being fat.

Role Models opens November 14th and was directed by David Wain, who previously did The Ten and Wet Hot American Summer.  It’s funny, Stiffler’s been a bunch of movies that I enjoyed, and yet I still don’t like him at all.  He’s like the reverse Bill Murray.