My internal monologue from 15 minutes ago:

Hmm, let’s see, what other stories should I cover today…
Nicole Kidman in the new Woody Allen movie? Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz signing on for a romantic comedy? Robert Pattinson’s next movie? Ron Howard maybe directing H.P. Lovecraft? Tough decisions, tough decisions.  …Then again, there’s always this robot swordfight clip from Exterminator City.  Dang, I better flip a coin…

[via iheartchaos - who have another NSFW scene from the same movie that I highly recommend]