After the jump, you’ll find the brand new trailer for Little Fockers. The third trailer, to be exact. If you’ll remember, everything about this movie was looking like a work thermos full of chunky stool, so Universal tried to fix it by bringing back Dustin Hoffman.  It totally worked, because now it’s hilarious!

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“Thinking of seeing Little Fockers?  Poke yourself in the eyes like Three Stooges,” he seems to be saying.  Sage advice, Robert DeNiro, sage advice indeed.

[New posters via Yahoo]

"Stallone kills Liston! Stallone kills Liston!"

Before I get to the story in the headline, I’d once again like to point out that if you’re not keeping up with Sylvester Stallone on Twitter, you are seriously missing out.  Of all the characters he’s played, none of them compare to himself.  He’s like the zen prophet of weighlifting, or the meathead Yoda.  Oh God, I love him so much.  A few of my recent favorites:

• Haters are the new BULLYS ,but now their just Keyboard cowards! In school BullyBusting was my favorite pastime . It’s just the ROCKY in me

• Does REJECTION mean EJECTION or do you hit the PAUSE button then IF your cool enough press FAST FORWARD and move on? How strong is your EGO?

• Twitters without personal ” Cheese truths” are boring self serving drivel- So Speak for yourself, not some rent a mouth P R scammer.

• Did you ever notice every other Planet has a cool name except ours..EARTH rhymes DEARTH! Depressing! We need an optimistic one like, Well??

• Remember the mind is your best muscle …BIG ARMS can move rocks, but BIG WORDS can move mountains… Ride the brain train for success….

Stallone is like if you shot Jack Handey full of HGH and sincerity, and at the end of each Deep Thought he bench pressed a car. If you can read his Tweets without smiling, you are dead on the inside.  Oh right, the news.  So Stallone and Robert DeNiro (aged 64 and 67) are going to box each other in a movie:

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This past week marked the 20th anniversary of the release of Goodfellas, and to mark the occasion, GQ put together an awesome oral history of the film cobbled together from interviews with the stars, cast, and crew.  Being the good Italian that I am, I read the entire thing while grabbing my crotch and stirring the Sunday gravy.  My girlfriend tried to put too many onions in there, so I yelled “Wassa matta wit you!” and slapped her upside the head.

Anyway, I urge you to read the whole thing, but here are some highlights:

Madonna almost played Henry Hill’s wife.

Producer Irwin Winkler says “Tom Cruise was discussed” to play the lead (among others).

“Ray Liotta: All I heard was that the studio wanted somebody else—’What about this?’ ‘What about Eddie Murphy?’”

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JoBlo today revealed the first new poster for Stone.  It opens October 8th. I don’t really know what it’s about, but I know I’ll be seeing it.  After all, who wouldn’t want to see anything starring ROBERT DE NIRO and EDWARD NORTON

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…and Milla Jovovich.

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