Bikinis, Guns, James Franco: New Spring Breakers Trailer

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.17.13

This man has six graduate degrees. Stay in school, kids.

When James Franco and Kids writer Harmony Korine, who last collaborated together on an art project about naked gangster chicks on BMXs, say they’re working together on a teeny-bopper movie about sexy bank robbers starring a bunch of half-naked Disney Channel chicks, you know you’re in for the best kind of dicknosing. In the latest trailer, the girls – Efron’s ex Vanessa Hudgens, Bieber beard Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson (dibs!), and Harmony Korine’s wife, Rachel – party with James Franco, who seems to be doing a Gary Oldman-esque impression of Riff Raff that alternates between playing it big and whispering to us like he’s in a CK One commercial. If you don’t know who Riff Raff is, like me when I was calling his character Kevin Federline at first, don’t look it up, you’ll be better for it.

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Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez Finger Each Other in First Spring Breakers clip

Written by Vince Mancini / 08.29.12

James Franco and Harmony Korine are best known for collaborating on visual art projects about naked cholo chicks riding BMXes and carving “BRAD RENFRO” into Franco’s arm, so when it was announced that they’d be working together on the very genre-seeming Spring Breakers, starring a bunch of Disney Channel teenyboppers as bikini bank robbers, needless to say, we were intrigued. My Dicknose-sense still tingling, we were next treated to the above images of Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens (who co-star with Selena Gomez and Heather Morris), with James Franco looking like a dude I’ve been informed is not Kevin Federline, but actually Riff Raff. I’m not even going to get into who that is, except to say that I could’ve done without that information. Aaaaaanyway, today they released the first clip from the film, which will premiere at the Venice Film Festival next month. It’s actually pretty boring, just the girls sitting around shooting gun fingers at each other, talking about how boring suburbia is. Gun-fingering each other, if you will. Oh wait, did you think it was something else? I guess I could see how that headline could be misleading. Ha, I just got that!

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