This is the second trailer for Taken, starring Liam Neeson, which opens today.  This one gives us a little better idea of the plot, which sadly, is pretty much the plot of a John Cena movie.  In movies, the guy whose daughter or wife gets kidnapped is always a Navy SEAL or CIA Agent.  If they made the movie about me, my daughter would get kidnapped and the next scene would just be me photoshopping the kidnapper’s face onto a monkey’s butt.   This time, they messed with the wrong guy.

^{WATCH THE TRAILER FOR TAKEN AFTER THE JUMP} 

Taken (co-written by Luc Besson of The Professional fame) stars Liam Neeson as some kind of hardass who goes on a kill crazy rampage after some thugs kidnap his daughter (who’s played by the annoying-but-not-as-annoying-as-the-Australian-blonde chick from Lost).  The script looks fairly paint by numbers, but this could be good because Liam Neeson growls like a lion, and revenge flicks always have potential.  After all, revenge is the most universal human emotion.  Or maybe it was love…  Wait, is hunger an emotion?  Anyway, I love to eat.  Touch my food and I’ll fuckin kill you. 

Opens September 19th. 

Note: Every time I watch this it cuts out at the 1:24 mark. I have no idea why it’s doing that.  Robots, maybe?