If these videos are to be believed, this guy’s wife cries after every movie and he films her. Above is Return of the Jedi, after the jump Back to the Future and Lord of the Rings. I’m not sure why he keeps filming these like he’s proud of it. I’ve dated a few ruh-tards myself, you don’t see me taking pictures when they spit up during dinner.
Reached for comment, Tom Cruise said “Yo, someone put this bitch on psyche meds.”
It’s been said many times before, but it’s kind of silly to use focus groups and test audiences as a gauge for anything, given the kind of people who are willing to stand outside for a couple hours in the middle of the day on a weekday to see a free screening of something they’ve never heard of. It’s like saying, “We’re gonna have to make some changes, the story just wasn’t resonating with the carnies and Walmart greeters we found hanging out at the Arby’s.”
Anyway, this Paranormal Activity trailer takes the novel approach of using a split screen to show audience reactions to the film at a screening. Problem is, we see people FREAKING OUT because A DOOR SLAMMED BY ITSELF! My first thought was that these idiots were high, stupid, or probably both. Then again, these were some of the comments on the video:
Though distributor 20th Century Fox hasn’t officially commented, a few reviewers have noticed that even on the “unrated” DVD versions of 
There’s a scene in which two abstinence promoters are trying to frighten kids into never having sex, and they share a story about a teenager who smoked while she was pregnant, causing the baby to come out a “crack head.” Except the actress’ lips clearly weren’t saying “crack head.” Her lips looked like they were saying “retard.” The baby is mentioned twice more, each time with “retard” replaced with “crack head.” Later in the film, someone’s behavior is described as “stupid,” and again it’s clear that he originally said “retarded.” [Cinematical]
It’s highly probable Fox made the changes in response to protests of the kind that happened when Tropic Thunder came out last year. Bottom line, we all know these PC retards are out there and will protest anything they think they can hijack to advance their agenda, and it only makes it worse when you actually pay attention to them. Not that anyone should expect anything different from Fox. But go ahead, retards, ban the word retard. Fine. Now make up a new, “nice” word you think we should use instead and we’ll all go along with that too. And you know what’ll happen? 10 years from now retardism will remain uncured and your new word will be our insult. Why? Because no matter what you call it, mental deficiencies are undesirable. And that’s not going to change until we all work in Human Resources at Fox.
Seven employees at a Texas imbecile asylum (that’s what they’re called nowadays, right?) have been suspended for allegedly staging a retard fight club.
“Corpus Christi Police Captain Tim Wilson says the fight clubs were uncovered when someone gave an off-duty police officer a cell phone containing videos of fights at the Corpus Christi State School. Wilson says the videos show mentally disabled adult clients punching, shoving, and striking each other while the employees watch.” [Breitbart]
“Authorities say vivid video footage captured on cellphone cameras shows staffers goading young mentally disabled male residents of the institution into physical altercations, then shoving them at each other until fights ensued.” [DallasNews both via /Film]
I think any type of fighting, even dueling, is acceptable as long as both parties are willing combatants. And if no one’s being forced to fight, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to watch. With retarded people it’s a tough call. It’s hard to say whether they have the mental capacity necessary to know what they’re getting themselves into. Plus, it’s hard to get them to sit still long enough to attach the blades to their forelimbs.
Look at that coach in the background – he’s proof that wrestling makes your neck strong.
After my story on the kid from A Bronx Tale this morning, many of you wondered what Chazz Palminteri is up to these days. The answer is: starring in Yonkers Joe, about an aging gambler/con man who needs one more big score to raise money for his mentally challenged son. Watch the trailer after the jump. Critics are already calling it “the most retarded heist movie since Ocean’s Twelve.”
Anyway, looks pretty good. But I think I’d still rather see this kid wrestle Mickey Rourke.
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