Megan Fox complained about not getting to show much of her acting range in Transformers, in which she mainly had to run from stuff and make her tits bounce up and down. This time around, in Jennifer’s Body, she gets to make her tits bounce up and down AND deliver totally fetch Diablo Cody dialog like:
“You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.”
“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been f-cking?”
And, “Nice hardware, Ace.”
Because Ace is the name of a Hardware Store, you see. Anyway, I know a lot of people hate Diablo Cody and her deliberately kitschy dialog, but cutesy dialog is the difference between a movie like this that works and one that doesn’t. Plus, it’s got the criminally underrated Adam Brody. All I’m saying is, if you want to hate Diablo Cody, don’t do it because of her writing, do it because she’s still calling herself “Diablo.” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go buff my situation. (*bench presses Chinese chick*)
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Run, bitch, you about to get donkey punched!
The unrated Donkey Punch trailer (after the jump) begins with some British fancy boy asking “Anyone ever heard of a Donkey Punch?” as if it were a book by Oscar Wilde or something (and maybe it is, I only read Zoobooks). From there it becomes a semi-serious movie, a sort of British Very Bad Things, about some guys who’ll do anything to cover up the death of a girl who died courageously in the line of a donkey punching. And what a shame. Look, all I’m saying is, if a guy with a yacht can’t accidentally kill a loose female during a depraved sex act and get away with it, why even bother? I might as well just apply for welfare and go live in a tree. I mean, what’s my incentive? This is an affront to the entire capitalist system.
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If there’s one thing good that came out of the death of Rudy Ray Moore, it’s how many of us watched the tribute clips from his old movies and went, “Damn, there should really be more movies like that.”
The makers of Black Dynamite apparently had the same idea a long time before the rest of us, because they’ve made a movie that looks like it could’ve/should’ve been a Dolamite movie, and it was recently selected for the 2009 Sundance Film Festival. After the jump I’ve got the new red-band trailer. And this is a real red band trailer, with violence and boobs and everything. This looks… so… awesome. And it’s premiering in Mormon country? In the words of Tracy Morgan, somebody gone get pregnant. Ahh, Tracy Morgan. He truly is “the oo-chow.”
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Opening April 18th, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the latest Judd Apatow-produced comedy to hit theatres. It was directed by Nicholas Stoller, who previously directed Fun with Dick and Jane and somehow still has a job.
Judd Apatow movies can be awesome when they’re inspired, like Knocked Up and Superbad, or they can be mediocre and sort of set up – punchliney like Talladega Nights. Forgetting Sarah Marshall, starring Jason Segel (who also wrote the script) and Kristen Bell, is looking mostly like the latter, though the punch lines do at least seem mildly funny. But you know what’s not funny? Animal shelter overcrowding. Spay your fuckin dogs, asshole.
Also, in the future, I’d like R-rated trailers to have something naughtier than someone saying “pubes” and a guy’s bare ass. What am I, five? What’s a guy gotta do for a little exposed labe every now and then?
