Yes, that is a rat with laser eyes exploding from a woman's skull

The other day I posted a trailer from Cinefamily’s Holy F*cking Sh*t film series that featured a robot-zombie Jesus as a protagonist.  As part of my commitment to bringing you face-melting awesomeness on a daily basis, today I proudly feature another film from the same series, Rat Scratch Fever.  Rat Scratch Fever tells of one of the most important issues affecting us today, the story of giant mutant rats from space with lasers for eyes.  (According to Scientology, those rats are actually Thetans).

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After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for The Tale of Despereaux, an animated film from Universal.  Normally I’d say no one but Pixar should be allowed to make animated movies, but after watching this… My position hasn’t changed.

Starring the voice of Matthew Broderick, the movie tells the story of Despereaux, a mouse who is French, because the law of movie clichés says all mice are French.  Despereaux isn’t like other mice, because he’s not afraid of people.  Like many children’s stories, this would have us believe that animals are intelligent, sensitive beings capable of speech and wearing clothes, and the only reason we don’t know is because they’re taught to fear us.  It’s the kind of thing that’s a real downer if you’re stoned and you just squashed the fuck out of a spider.